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Yellow Fang

Legendary Member
Location
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Dear Uncle Drago,
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tyred

Legendary Member
Location
Ireland
Dear Drago,

I have decided to dust myself off after my recent election disappointments and get back to progressing in life.

I had this lovely chap called Rishi come to my door trying to sell me a subscription to Sky television. We got talking and he thinks he can advise me on how to resurrect my political career for a small fee. He says he is a master of gaining public affection and respect. Do you think I should take him up on this offer?

I also decided I could earn some money by creating a Benny Hill tribute act but I'm finding it a struggle to find dancers to put together a new Hill's Angels. My great Aunty Ethel was willing to help out but she dislocated her hip during rehearsals. Do you think I should ask that woman up the road to be a Hill's Angel?

Also, that rotter Two Ton Ted from Teddington hit me with a stale rock cake and it hurt. How should I get even with him?

Yours faithfully,
Aubrey
 
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Drago

Legendary Member
Deat Anus,

I have been reading the Beano, so I'm very well up on this Rishi Starmer bloke.

It seems he couldn't afford Sky TV, despite getting a private school eduction for free, and he's been bitter and confused about it ever since, although it happened on his watch so he takes the credit, unless it's bad in which case he wasnt personally involved in not wearing a seat belt in his ministerial car.

He founded UKIP, the Underwater Knitting In-y-fronts Party, and now goes about planting mind control devices in Sky TV boxes and then infiltrating people's homes with them.

It's probably best to tell him that you're a Jewish illegal immigrant about to inherit a large sum of money from Rupert Murdoch. He'll either grind to a halt in confusion or suffer an aneurysm with rage.

As for your new act, Diane Abbott is a good dancer and a highbrow intellectual to boot. Get her, Katy Hopkins and Gail from Corrie on hoard and your act will be chock full of crumpet and the money will start rolling in.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
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Dear Mr Fang
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Jill came down with a half a crown,
And it wasn't for carrying water...

Yours
 
Dear Master Drago

The lovely Aubrey reappeared at my rear entrance and invited me along to join his new dance troupe!

I pumped him vigorously, as you can well imagine, and I've got to admit he was somewhat deflated afterwards. He said his political ambitions are at an end and he wishes to be the modern Benny Hill, and he can see me as "one of his girls"!

So off I trot, and the lovely Aubrey introduces me to his three other "girls".

There is someone called Gail, who claims to have been on the telly, but I don't recognise her, do you think she has delusions of grandeur after a bit part in Bergerac in the 1980's?

Then there is a lady who claims to be a long standing MP, but after listening to her inane chatter for two straight hours, I find this very hard to believe.

Finally, there is a lady called Katy, who I can only think is some form of closet Communist, awful woman.

So dearest, sweet Draggy Boy, how can I make myself stand out to the lovely Aubrey among this coterie of Vipers?

That Woman up the Road.
 
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Drago

Drago

Legendary Member
Dear Master Drago

The lovely Aubrey reappeared at my rear entrance and invited me along to join his new dance troupe!

I pumped him vigorously, as you can well imagine, and I've got to admit he was somewhat deflated afterwards. He said his political ambitions are at an end and he wishes to be the modern Benny Hill, and he can see me as "one of his girls"!

So off I trot, and the lovely Aubrey introduces me to his three other "girls".

There is someone called Gail, who claims to have been on the telly, but I don't recognise her, do you think she has delusions of grandeur after a bit part in Bergerac in the 1980's?

Then there is a lady who claims to be a long standing MP, but after listening to her inane chatter for two straight hours, I find this very hard to believe.

Finally, there is a lady called Katy, who I can only think is some form of closet Communist, awful woman.

So dearest, sweet Draggy Boy, how can I make myself stand out to the lovely Aubrey among this coterie of Vipers?

That Woman up the Road.

Dear Tuberculosis,

Best way to stand out - flop out you old chap, turn your trousers pockets inside out, and walk up and down outside his house in a wide legged gait while singing the chorus to Gary Glitters Leader of the Gang. That's guaranteed to get you on board with the old boy.

I know a bloke who knows about that stuff

How is Rolf these days?
 

Yellow Fang

Legendary Member
Location
Reading
Dear Uncle Drago,
I am thinking of reporting my aunt for a non crime hate incident. Last Christmas my uncle and aunt invited me for Christmas dinner. I am a vegan and they know this. True they cooked a separate nut roast for me, but they used butter in the mashed swede and did not warn me. I am also thinking of reporting my uncle for insisting we watch the Clarkson's Farm Christmas Special.
 

johnnyb47

Guru
Location
Wales
Dear Uncle @Drago.
As your a knowledgeable chap and ex police man I thought your the best guy to ask a question.
I bought a new to me car this Wednesday.By Friday I got it insured and then yesterday (Saturday) I popped down to the post office to get it taxed.
The DVLA website though shows my car as still untaxed today (Sunday)
I have a receipt from the post office showing I've paid for the tax and I have a insurance certificate sent via email on my phone.
Will I be on the the right side of the law now to drive it ,or do I have to wait until the tax data base updates showing my car is tax.
All the best
Johnny.
 
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Drago

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Dear Uncle Drago,
I am thinking of reporting my aunt for a non crime hate incident. Last Christmas my uncle and aunt invited me for Christmas dinner. I am a vegan and they know this. True they cooked a separate nut roast for me, but they used butter in the mashed swede and did not warn me. I am also thinking of reporting my uncle for insisting we watch the Clarkson's Farm Christmas Special.

Dear Wild Thjng,

Sadly, as a vegetarian you don't even count as a human being. Indeed, you actually rate somewhere below the earthworms on the legal scale, so I fear you have no comeback.

You can get revenge on your uncle by setting g his djgibkx to record every episode of Young Sheldon.

Dear Uncle @Drago.
As your a knowledgeable chap and ex police man I thought your the best guy to ask a question.
I bought a new to me car this Wednesday.By Friday I got it insured and then yesterday (Saturday) I popped down to the post office to get it taxed.
The DVLA website though shows my car as still untaxed today (Sunday)
I have a receipt from the post office showing I've paid for the tax and I have a insurance certificate sent via email on my phone.
Will I be on the the right side of the law now to drive it ,or do I have to wait until the tax data base updates showing my car is tax.
All the best
Johnny.

Dear Tommy,

In the olde days one would simply affix a Guinness label in the windscreen for 4 or 5 years u til rhe tax disc arrived through rhe post.

In these digital times that no longer works. Im guessing some kind of bar code would suffice, perhaps one from the front cover of Razzle.
 

tyred

Legendary Member
Location
Ireland
Dear Drago,

My Benny Hill tribute show is still beset with problems and complications.

My dancing group rehearsals aren't really going very well. So far we have a sprained ankle, a dislocated hip, and a torn ligament. There may have been a reason why Benny favoured young women on his show.

Also, there are copyright issues with trying to use Yakety Sax for the closing chase scene so I've been experimenting with using Tie me kangaroo down, sport. It just doesn't work as well.

There are also busy bodies in the papers saying my shoe is sexist and racist but I don't understand why they think that.

I have come to the conclusion that a career in showbiz is harder than politics as in politics, all you have to do is tell lies.

Yours faithfully,
Aubrey.
 

johnnyb47

Guru
Location
Wales
Dear Drago,
I had a bit of a senior moment today whilst applying my hemorrhoid cream.I got the tube of Anusol cream mixed up with a tube autosol metal polish.
As you can imagine my Sunday bike ride was not the most comfortable of experiences.
I've tried everything to eradicate that (shall we say politely) that gritty feeling to no avail.
I thought I would ask you for any ideas to get things feeling better as I know you too, suffer from chronic piles 😬🥴
 
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