Drago
Legendary Member
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You should have played her some Waccy Maccy and the Lairds of Rock. She'd have been kitty in your hands.
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Dear Master Drago
The lovely Aubrey reappeared at my rear entrance and invited me along to join his new dance troupe!
I pumped him vigorously, as you can well imagine, and I've got to admit he was somewhat deflated afterwards. He said his political ambitions are at an end and he wishes to be the modern Benny Hill, and he can see me as "one of his girls"!
So off I trot, and the lovely Aubrey introduces me to his three other "girls".
There is someone called Gail, who claims to have been on the telly, but I don't recognise her, do you think she has delusions of grandeur after a bit part in Bergerac in the 1980's?
Then there is a lady who claims to be a long standing MP, but after listening to her inane chatter for two straight hours, I find this very hard to believe.
Finally, there is a lady called Katy, who I can only think is some form of closet Communist, awful woman.
So dearest, sweet Draggy Boy, how can I make myself stand out to the lovely Aubrey among this coterie of Vipers?
That Woman up the Road.
I know a bloke who knows about that stuff
Dear Uncle Drago,
I am thinking of reporting my aunt for a non crime hate incident. Last Christmas my uncle and aunt invited me for Christmas dinner. I am a vegan and they know this. True they cooked a separate nut roast for me, but they used butter in the mashed swede and did not warn me. I am also thinking of reporting my uncle for insisting we watch the Clarkson's Farm Christmas Special.
Dear Uncle @Drago.
As your a knowledgeable chap and ex police man I thought your the best guy to ask a question.
I bought a new to me car this Wednesday.By Friday I got it insured and then yesterday (Saturday) I popped down to the post office to get it taxed.
The DVLA website though shows my car as still untaxed today (Sunday)
I have a receipt from the post office showing I've paid for the tax and I have a insurance certificate sent via email on my phone.
Will I be on the the right side of the law now to drive it ,or do I have to wait until the tax data base updates showing my car is tax.
All the best
Johnny.