Drago's now traditional Winter 2024-25 murder deathkill slaughter annihilation apocalypse chaos mayhem insanity nastiness weather thread

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Ha d heavy hailstorm about 1000hrs, now glorious sunshine.

That soaked me on my way home.
Why didn't you soak it all up b4 it got to us, you selfish oaf?!?
 

VinSumRox

Well-Known Member
Location
Scottish Borders
Stunning day, if a little cool. The sort of cool that shrinks one's gonads. The biting easterly needs to abate and then I may pedal more outdoors - you know in the real world with actual tarmac and actual variations in elevation. This year has had 4 weeks wiped off it 'cos of lurgy. The sort of lurgy that makes for elastic stringy rubbery snot in a shade of browny green. The sort of lurgy that doesn't come out clean when doing snot rockets and instead strings out right across your £200 Espresso jacket and along your arm and down and it drags along on the tarmac gathering gravel and dust before it gets whipped up by your back wheel and flicked over the back of you where some of it gets through the gaps in the helmet you feel compelled to wear 'cos it's a heinous crime not to and lodges itself with the dead wasp in the back of it.

I think i'll stop there.

What did you put in your coffee this morning??
 

VinSumRox

Well-Known Member
Location
Scottish Borders
Stunning day, if a little cool. The sort of cool that shrinks one's gonads. The biting easterly needs to abate and then I may pedal more outdoors - you know in the real world with actual tarmac and actual variations in elevation. This year has had 4 weeks wiped off it 'cos of lurgy. The sort of lurgy that makes for elastic stringy rubbery snot in a shade of browny green. The sort of lurgy that doesn't come out clean when doing snot rockets and instead strings out right across your £200 Espresso jacket and along your arm and down and it drags along on the tarmac gathering gravel and dust before it gets whipped up by your back wheel and flicked over the back of you where some of it gets through the gaps in the helmet you feel compelled to wear 'cos it's a heinous crime not to and lodges itself with the dead wasp in the back of it.

I think i'll stop there.

It's lovely here too 😆
 
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