Dear Uncle Drago.
Being a.gentelman I have decided to give that woman up the road another chance........poor woman has resorted to chasing politicians.
Anyway, I don't normally buy things on line but I saw a lovely thong. It is vivid purple and black......what woman.could resist.
Slight technical problem in that I misunderstood the sizes and this one is 3 sizes too small. Too late I will have to go through with it......my plan is to knock on her door at 7 pm.
I just hope my dangly bits behave and stay in place.
Can you see any problems with my plan.
Yours Mr Todger.
Being a.gentelman I have decided to give that woman up the road another chance........poor woman has resorted to chasing politicians.
Anyway, I don't normally buy things on line but I saw a lovely thong. It is vivid purple and black......what woman.could resist.
Slight technical problem in that I misunderstood the sizes and this one is 3 sizes too small. Too late I will have to go through with it......my plan is to knock on her door at 7 pm.
I just hope my dangly bits behave and stay in place.
Can you see any problems with my plan.
Yours Mr Todger.