Dear Uncle Drago.
Once more I find myself in need of your wise advice.
Yesterday I decided to visit that woman up the road again. I decided to be respectful but sexy and wore only my string Y fronts. They were quite fresh as only worn for the last 5 weeks.
Unfortunately there was no parking close by so I decided to walk the last 500 yards
Now, this is hard to believe but 2 things happened at the same time.
1. A woman opened a door, saw me, screamed and passed out. Of course, I rushed over to help her.... totally unaware that the old todger had escaped.
2. At that moment, would you believe it, a police car was passing.
So here I am in a cell trying to work out my defence.
Any advice would be appreciated.
Yours
Mr Todge
Once more I find myself in need of your wise advice.
Yesterday I decided to visit that woman up the road again. I decided to be respectful but sexy and wore only my string Y fronts. They were quite fresh as only worn for the last 5 weeks.
Unfortunately there was no parking close by so I decided to walk the last 500 yards
Now, this is hard to believe but 2 things happened at the same time.
1. A woman opened a door, saw me, screamed and passed out. Of course, I rushed over to help her.... totally unaware that the old todger had escaped.
2. At that moment, would you believe it, a police car was passing.
So here I am in a cell trying to work out my defence.
Any advice would be appreciated.
Yours
Mr Todge