If YF wants her that badly I'm sure he'll have a few inches trimmed off his if that's what she likes.
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If YF wants her that badly I'm sure he'll have a few inches trimmed off his if that's what she likes.
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Drago
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Why would he want to trim his Hillamn Imp? It won't look like a Lambo.
Sadly it is only 12" long but he does not use it as a rule.i have seen the films.But he does read postcards in telephone boxes weirdo.
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Drago
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And he doesn't need his fingers to dial number!
Dear Drago,
For nearly forty years, I have been suffering from a recurring nightmare.
I keep dreaming that I squandered a big lead and then missed a black ball in the deciding frame of the Embassy World Snooker Championship, and lost to some guy with glasses that looked like a garden gnome. I think he was called Taylor.
Every morning, I wake up in a cold sweat.
I know it couldn't possibly have happened. He could never beat me. It just isn't possible.
How can I rid myself of this nightmare? It is really gnawing away at my happiness.
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Steve Davis
For nearly forty years, I have been suffering from a recurring nightmare.
I keep dreaming that I squandered a big lead and then missed a black ball in the deciding frame of the Embassy World Snooker Championship, and lost to some guy with glasses that looked like a garden gnome. I think he was called Taylor.
Every morning, I wake up in a cold sweat.
I know it couldn't possibly have happened. He could never beat me. It just isn't possible.
How can I rid myself of this nightmare? It is really gnawing away at my happiness.
Yours faithfully,
Mr. Steve Davis
It could be worse, you could be a ginger.
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Toshiba Boy
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- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Dear Coach Draggy
Apologies if I'm a bit out of breath as I type this, but you see, I'm running down the left wing, towards Jerries goal, and, ... and, there are some people on the pitch, ..... they think it's all over!
What should I do?
Geoffrey of the Hursts.
Apologies if I'm a bit out of breath as I type this, but you see, I'm running down the left wing, towards Jerries goal, and, ... and, there are some people on the pitch, ..... they think it's all over!
What should I do?
Geoffrey of the Hursts.
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Dec66
A gentlemanly pootler, these days
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The two are mutually exclusive.
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Drago
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Dear Jeffrey Hurt,
Shout "two world wars and a world cup", and proudly wave your Nigel Farage flag.
Yellow Fang
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Dear Uncle Drago,
I guess I am what you would call a high achiever. It is true I come from a wealthy background, but it is also true that I am a successful businessman in my own right. I am a philanthropist; my field is crime prevention. With no false modesty, I am a highly capable and driven man. Recently, however, I have experienced moments when I suddenly feel ridiculous, like I am outside myself, observing myself. Everything I wear has a function, and there is a reason for the motif. As a businessman, I understand the importance of a strong brand. Most of the time I feel what I dedicate my free time to is important, at least as important as my work. But I have moments when I feel like I am playing a silly game, with the same opponents coming around again and again. True, it is a game I usually win, but a game in which the winning is not the point. It is moments like these when I wonder whether I should leave crime prevention to the law enforcement bodies whose responsibility it is. Instead I could run for office and, if elected, reduce crime by improving mental health services, increasing feelings of community in neighbourhoods, spreading best practices from around the world, and looking into the nitty-gritty of the societal problems that lead to crime and into what could be done to alleviate them. Less fun than what I do now, with a less immediate gratification of knowing you have made a difference, but with greater long-term impact.
I guess I am what you would call a high achiever. It is true I come from a wealthy background, but it is also true that I am a successful businessman in my own right. I am a philanthropist; my field is crime prevention. With no false modesty, I am a highly capable and driven man. Recently, however, I have experienced moments when I suddenly feel ridiculous, like I am outside myself, observing myself. Everything I wear has a function, and there is a reason for the motif. As a businessman, I understand the importance of a strong brand. Most of the time I feel what I dedicate my free time to is important, at least as important as my work. But I have moments when I feel like I am playing a silly game, with the same opponents coming around again and again. True, it is a game I usually win, but a game in which the winning is not the point. It is moments like these when I wonder whether I should leave crime prevention to the law enforcement bodies whose responsibility it is. Instead I could run for office and, if elected, reduce crime by improving mental health services, increasing feelings of community in neighbourhoods, spreading best practices from around the world, and looking into the nitty-gritty of the societal problems that lead to crime and into what could be done to alleviate them. Less fun than what I do now, with a less immediate gratification of knowing you have made a difference, but with greater long-term impact.
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Drago
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Dear Wayne Bruce,
You sound a right joker. Your dry cleaner must think you're a real riddler dropping off get up like that.
You sound a right joker. Your dry cleaner must think you're a real riddler dropping off get up like that.
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Drago
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Dear Victor,
I would suggest chopping off your John Thomas with a blunt butter knife. You'll be amazed how quickly your earache clears up!
Toshiba Boy
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Dear Auntie Dragmistress
What is it with today's generation, and their poxy 10,000 steps.
In my day I am proud to proclaim that I would walk 500 miles, and, to be honest, I would walk 500 more
Your thoughts welcome, Bro.
P.S. Still sunny here in Leith.
Reidy Boy
What is it with today's generation, and their poxy 10,000 steps.
In my day I am proud to proclaim that I would walk 500 miles, and, to be honest, I would walk 500 more
Your thoughts welcome, Bro.
P.S. Still sunny here in Leith.
Reidy Boy
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