Uncle Drago's agony column

[Drago]

Dear Badger,

That the fragrant Mr Aubrey is now on the scene opens up some kinky possibilities. For example, have you ever heard of a spit-roast?

 

[Dave7]

Dear Badger,

That the fragrant Mr Aubrey is now on the scene opens up some kinky possibilities. For example, have you ever heard of a spit-roast?

Yes. I used to enjoy a good spit roast but now I have false teeth I struggle a bit.
I have tried taking my teeth out but that didn't work.
Thank you again for your words of wisdom.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Dear Bodger

Just an idea because clearly our guide and mentor is the oracle

however, it occurred to me that if you are think of treating her to a meal you could maybe

Start with a ripe KumQuat salad

followed by a nice clam chowder or Mufulettatorfor starters

and then, depending on how many people are involved
either a Cincinatti Three Way or maybe Five Guys - or for simplicity then stick to simple Pigs in Blankets

Then finish off with a Mississippi Mud Pie or Boston Cream Pie

I am sure that will impress her

I would rethink the Reliant Robin though

 

[Dave7]

Dear uncle Drago.
I am getting depressed as people keep getting my name wrong.
It is Mr Todger.
I get called Boger or Badger etc.
What can I do about this problem.
Yours
MR TODGER.