True Facts About Chris Rea

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stephec

Squire
Location
Bolton
Chris Rea wanted to be an astronaut when he was at school as one day he overheard his teacher say, 'his dad should have shot him in to space.'
 

lazybloke

Ginger biscuits and cheddar
Location
Leafy Surrey
Chris Rea; the acting powerhouse behind children's TV character, Noseybonk.
My brain seems to have erased the memory, thank God; otherwise I would have suffered decades of mental health issues.

But here's a visual reminder....
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grldtnr

Über Member
Will this thread get to 101 pages by this afternoon, 101 pages of absolute truthful rubbish about an ' infamous' guitar plucker.
Be an achievement that,won't surpass some of Accys threads tho"
 

DRM

Guru
Location
West Yorks
Chris Rea is now banned from the Nurburgring, a test flight of the Time Transit meant that it landed on the Nurburgring, and only with skilfull driving it left several Porsches, Ferrari's etc standing, making them look stupidly slow, it also made Sabine Schmidts Top Gear lap look like it was going backwards, despite all the preperation to make it go as fast as possible, No one from the Teesside/Tyneside Branch of the Mk1 Ford Transit Owners Club was available for comment.
 

lazybloke

Ginger biscuits and cheddar
Location
Leafy Surrey
It was only "The road to hell" because his Reliant Robin had a flat tyre.

Useful skills though; Chris Rea taught Nick Knowles and Prince William everything they know about changing a wheel.
 

grldtnr

Über Member
I am bitterly disappointed that this thread hasn't made 101 pages.

I blame a discredited part time ,time travelling bearded musician.

Maybe tomorrow,.,....
 

lazybloke

Ginger biscuits and cheddar
Location
Leafy Surrey
Chris Rea is desperate to finally top the festive charts. To that end, he is hacking all baby monitors to play 'Driving home for Christmas' throughout December.

What he doesn't know is I've swapped with mp3 file with Barbie Girl.
 
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