Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
Chris Rea invented the garden gnome.
All of his many employees and advisors are Gnomes, at least to Chris. When in company with Chris, the "real" employee has to represent the nominated gnome, who is also present. For instance a meeting with his accountant may go as follows:
Chris: Mr Grumble, how do the recent budget announcements affect my tax liability?
Accountant: Hold on a moment, I'll ask him. (Accountant holds his ear to the gnome's mouth momentarily)
Accountant: Mr Grumble says that the changes in Corporation Tax mean that you should shift emphasis ...
It's the same for all of his employees and advisors, and any deviation from protocol will result in dismissal by the gnome in question ("Mr Grumble says you're fired. I'm sorry, it's out of my hands"). This is tolerated because Chris is a very understanding and generous employer and treats his gnomes and their assistants very well.