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It's actually not true. Chris was, in fact, on an adjacent knoll - the greasy knoll.
True Facts About Chris Rea
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It's actually not true. Chris was, in fact, on an adjacent knoll - the greasy knoll.
lazybloke
Ginger biscuits and cheddar
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- Leafy Surrey
Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
One knoll down from the gassy knoll
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
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Drago
Legendary Member
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- Suburban Poshshire
Damn Chris Rea and that time machine of his!
Dictation?
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
He bought it off some bloke called G Khan who had a 100% rating.
grldtnr
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Nope, Dick action, BUT close!
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Drago
Legendary Member
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- Suburban Poshshire
Henry the 8th did not, as believed, have an unfortunate habit of chopping his wives heads off.
On the contrary. Rampant history buff, Chris Rea, used the TURDIS during his early ownership of rhe vehicle, to visit England during Henry's reign.
During two visits his inexperienced calibration of the Auberge Field caused the heads to fall off Anne Boleyn and Catheryn "Frankie" Howard.
On the contrary. Rampant history buff, Chris Rea, used the TURDIS during his early ownership of rhe vehicle, to visit England during Henry's reign.
During two visits his inexperienced calibration of the Auberge Field caused the heads to fall off Anne Boleyn and Catheryn "Frankie" Howard.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Chris did in fact join Henry’s royal court for 6 months. But Henry didn’t realise Chris was heading back to the 24th century each night and only heading back to the court once a month arriving the next morning. The length of Chris’ goatee changing each day, caused no end of court gossip.
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Drago
Legendary Member
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- Suburban Poshshire
The Elizabethan character, Edmund Blackadder II, was based upon historic sightings of Chris Rea which were recorded by William Shakespeare, a leading authority on mysterious apparition.
DRM
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- Location
- West Yorks
Chris Rea‘s research into the early days of Rock music continues unabated, he recently appeared in Lubbock, Texas, 1952, where he met one Charles Hardin Holley, known to his friends as Buddy, Chris chatted with Buddy and as usual asked if he could play some songs with him, Chris went to get his Fender Stratocaster out of the Turdis, Buddy Holly was immediately taken with the instrument and the sound it made, and Chris thinking quickly said it was an experimental model, as they wouldn’t be available until 1954, Chris advised Buddy to get one but don’t ever modify it, it’ll be worth a fortune when you retire, cos you’re gonna be huge, sadly the Turdis set off prematurely just as Chris was telling Buddy, don’t get on a private plane in February 1959, so Buddy never got to hear this important message
grldtnr
Über Member
Why the 24th century ,what's going on there? I probably can't be told coz I'd change the course of history....... But no reason why Chris Rea can, just coz it's got the TurdiLoo time traveling machine
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Drago
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- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea has vowed that next time he nips back in time to go on a bender with John Bonham he'll be sure to lay him on his front.
