Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
When he was a young man Chris Rea bit a radioactive spider. It developed the ability to sing the blues, but being a spider it was very difficult to hear.
I recognised Chris Rea in a Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting where I was taking notes for a friend who couldn't make it. He provided such graphic detail of his exploits that 3 people vomited and 4 fainted. I know I'm not supposed to judge, but he seemed disgustingly pleased with himself.
Sex Addicts Anonymous meeting where I was taking notes for a friend
My friend gets overstimulated at such gatherings.Yeah right
Chris Rea was present at the assassination of JFK.
He was on the grassy knoll.