Dogtrousers
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Following his retirement from commercial shipping Chris Rea put his nautical skills to use by becoming Redcar Butlins pedalo champion for two years running.
True Facts About Chris Rea
- Thread starter Drago
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea took time out of Uni to pursue his music career, but recently returned and is now a fully qualified ninja.
DRM
Guru
- Location
- West Yorks
Chris Rea work at a chemical plant on Seal Sands lead to the development of a special additive to make diesel engines run cleaner, it was a secret blend they called Add-Blue, which is made from a chemical Chris developed and named after himself, called Urea
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea has taken a leaf of other Easy Group of companies book and litigates against any unauthorised use of the word "Rea". As a result rhe NHS now diagnoses dysentery patients with Diarrunnybum.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Chris Rea briefly formed a band with his twin brother Dave. They called themselves the Proclaimers…
Drago is currently rummaging through his wardrobe to try and find his little green man fancy dress outfit.
Hang on a minute, it's not the post a lie thread is it? 😂
Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
Grammatically speaking Chris Rea should be used in the plural.
So we should say "Chris Rea are".
Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
In addition to his native Middlesborough dialect, Chris Rea can speak five languages fluently. Unfortunately no one else understands them.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea will be replacing Elvis for the next series of Wheeler Dealers.
