True Facts About Chris Rea

[teeonethousand]

Chris Rea is a finalist for Rea of the Year 2024

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea abducts aliens for hideous sex experiments.

 

[DRM]

It’s a little known but true fact that Chris Rea did work as a commercial shipping pilot, however he was asked to step down after several near misses and incidents, the latest being running the Napoli aground in the English Channel, then swerving to avoid a baby dolphin whilst piloting the Costa Concordia, the last straw being getting the Ever Given stuck in the Suez Canal, he is known as Dinger at Lloyds of London due to the amount of times it’s bell was rung due to his accidents, but he is affectionately known as Uncle Albert in the commercial shipping industry

 

[Dogtrousers]

Following his retirement from commercial shipping Chris Rea put his nautical skills to use by becoming Redcar Butlins pedalo champion for two years running.

 

[Wixsteman]

Chris Rea needs no explanation. He just is.

 

[Wixsteman]

Chris Rea has a remote control ferret

 

[Paulus]

Chris Rea was as a schoolboy very good at making things with Meccano. He has now been enlisted to get the Transporter Bridge in Middlesbrough back up and running.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea took time out of Uni to pursue his music career, but recently returned and is now a fully qualified ninja.

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea work at a chemical plant on Seal Sands lead to the development of a special additive to make diesel engines run cleaner, it was a secret blend they called Add-Blue, which is made from a chemical Chris developed and named after himself, called Urea

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea has taken a leaf of other Easy Group of companies book and litigates against any unauthorised use of the word "Rea". As a result rhe NHS now diagnoses dysentery patients with Diarrunnybum.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris Rea briefly formed a band with his twin brother Dave. They called themselves the Proclaimers…

 

[stephec]

Chris Rea abducts aliens for hideous sex experiments.

Drago is currently rummaging through his wardrobe to try and find his little green man fancy dress outfit.

Hang on a minute, it's not the post a lie thread is it? 😂

 

[Wixsteman]

Chris Rea builds his own half pipes

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea needs no explanation. He just is.

Grammatically speaking Chris Rea should be used in the plural.

So we should say "Chris Rea are".

 

[PeteXXX]

Chris Rea hopes to be reincarnated as a Twiglet.