True Facts About Chris Rea

[Drago]

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We have forever warped the reality of Chris Rea. No one will ever be sure of the truth.

 

[PeteXXX]

Chris Rea is standing as the Democratic presidential nomination for the United States of America 🇺🇸

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea is Joe Bidens chief speech making thing woman putin.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris Rea wrote the hit I would Walk 500 miles after his car broke down on the Road to Hell.

 

[Gwylan]

Chris Rea has many body piercings.
None are above the waistline..

That's a bit deflating.

Does he have a puncture repair kit?

 

[Gwylan]

Dancing with Strangers contains a typo. It should read "Dancing with Stranglers"
Most of it was written after a spell in a challenging resus unit.
The record company made the change, without reference.

 

[Gwylan]

Chris Rea wants to build Europe’s highest mountain somewhere near Middlesbrough

Build it, they will come

 

[sheddy]

Chris started running and intended to get home by December.
However he got lost and was caught and returned.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-68754827.amp

 

[stephec]

Chris Rea currently has The A Team searching out the addresses of everyone who's commented on here, he's also stockpiling laxative powder to use when he takes his revenge.

 

[Gwylan]

Chris started running and intended to get home by December.
However he got lost and was caught and returned.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-68754827.amp

How the media twist the truth.

He's a human being, we are all flightless. They just conflate things to imply he was a bird. Dreadful

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea is a fully trained, and highly experienced gynaecological surgeon, however due to his musical commitments, he now only does part time locum work, in order to keep his hand in.

 

[Seevio]

There is an ongoing project to translate Chris Rea's greatest hits into scouse, glaswegian and cockney. If this proves a success, a further translation into brummie is planned.

 

[Grant Fondo]

Look out for Chris on Friday, he's booked in to play the 8.30pm slot at the Olympics opening ceremony.
Stairway to Heaven, We Are the Champions and Sweet Caroline are the rumours.

 

[wiggydiggy]

Chris Rea is the World's Heavyweight Champion, he defeated Bruiser Brody and The Young Americans in a Fatal Fourway.

Big Daddy has been resurrected by The Undertakers former manager the ghoul Paul Bearer to challenge Chris Rea.

Tickets now on sale at the Bedford Bowl, cash only due to Chris Rea's unique tax status.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea invented Lucozade.