True Facts About Chris Rea

[DRM]

In other breaking news a decades long legal wrangle has drawn to a close, we can exclusively reveal that Chris Rea has successfully taken Land Rover to court and eventually won the case after the theft of one of his tag lines, he was a guest a motivational speaker at the Solihull factories Xmas staff dinner in the late 70’s where he had told staff that “you only have one life, live it” this was stolen by upper management who claimed in court that they thought it up, and used it to sell vehicles, and on after market stickers, however Chris’ argument that he thought of the phrase after looking back on everything he achieved in life, the final true evidence of his deeds have at last been uncovered by a group of bicycle enthusiasts on the interweb, whose relentless searches and tireless recording of Chris Reas busy life, led Judge Robert Rinder to decide that a terrible misjustice had occurred, and that Mr Rea should be compensated, he therefore ordered that sum of money owed was so great that they might as well give Mr Rea the keys to the factory, as of August 1st all vehicles will be either Land Rea’s or Rea Rovers, with production eventually moving to Billingham, and a new engine and transmission plant at nearby Stokesley, there’s already discussion of a new luxury V8 Discoverea that will compete with the AMG Mercedes G-Wagen.

 

[teeonethousand]

In other breaking news a decades long legal wrangle has drawn to a close, we can exclusively reveal that Chris Rea has successfully taken Land Rover to court and eventually won the case after the theft of one of his tag lines, he was a guest a motivational speaker at the Solihull factories Xmas staff dinner in the late 70’s where he had told staff that “you only have one life, live it” this was stolen by upper management who claimed in court that they thought it up, and used it to sell vehicles, and on after market stickers, however Chris’ argument that he thought of the phrase after looking back on everything he achieved in life, the final true evidence of his deeds have at last been uncovered by a group of bicycle enthusiasts on the interweb, whose relentless searches and tireless recording of Chris Reas busy life, led Judge Robert Rinder to decide that a terrible misjustice had occurred, and that Mr Rea should be compensated, he therefore ordered that sum of money owed was so great that they might as well give Mr Rea the keys to the factory, as of August 1st all vehicles will be either Land Rea’s or Rea Rovers, with production eventually moving to Billingham, and a new engine and transmission plant at nearby Stokesley, there’s already discussion of a new luxury V8 Discoverea that will compete with the AMG Mercedes G-Wagen.

That’s when Chris Rea wrote the song Four Wheel Driving Home For Christmas.

 

[rogerzilla]

When touring, Chris Rea is dogged by a gang of shrieking middle-aged groupies calling themselves the Middlesbrough Milfs.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea was the first presenter on News at Ten.

 

[Gwylan]

That’s when Chris Rea wrote the song Four Wheel Driving Home For Christmas.

And a new offering " nothing compares to Rea"

 

[Gwylan]

When touring, Chris Rea is dogged by a gang of shrieking middle-aged groupies calling themselves the Middlesbrough Milfs.

Given the demographic of his audience his management leaked that they are in negotiations with Tena over a sponsorship deal for the next tour

 

[lazybloke]

In other breaking news a decades long legal wrangle has drawn to a close, we can exclusively reveal that Chris Rea has successfully taken Land Rover to court and eventually won the case after the theft of one of his tag lines, he was a guest a motivational speaker at the Solihull factories Xmas staff dinner in the late 70’s where he had told staff that “you only have one life, live it” this was stolen by upper management who claimed in court that they thought it up, and used it to sell vehicles, and on after market stickers, however Chris’ argument that he thought of the phrase after looking back on everything he achieved in life, the final true evidence of his deeds have at last been uncovered by a group of bicycle enthusiasts on the interweb, whose relentless searches and tireless recording of Chris Reas busy life, led Judge Robert Rinder to decide that a terrible misjustice had occurred, and that Mr Rea should be compensated, he therefore ordered that sum of money owed was so great that they might as well give Mr Rea the keys to the factory, as of August 1st all vehicles will be either Land Rea’s or Rea Rovers, with production eventually moving to Billingham, and a new engine and transmission plant at nearby Stokesley, there’s already discussion of a new luxury V8 Discoverea that will compete with the AMG Mercedes G-Wagen.

Sadly, Rea's net-zero vehicle concept - which had a wooden chassis - will never go into production; everyone know there are no trees in Billingham

 

[Dogtrousers]

A bootleg recording of Chris Rea singing "Aqua Marina" for a rumoured album called StingRea has been discussed endlessly on the many Chris Rea centred forums on the internet but no evidence of its actual existence has ever been produced.

 

[Seevio]

Chris Rea is, statistically, the most average juggler north of east midlands airport.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea is, statistically, the most average juggler north of east midlands airport.

Rea-gression to the mean, innit.

 

[teeonethousand]

Chris Rea was the first person to do a serious review of chocolate locust…..he liked them.

 

[Grant Fondo]

If Chris Rea pinches my recycling bin again I'll report him to the council.

 

[Grant Fondo]

Chris favours 80psi front/85psi rear when he's on the road to hell.

 

[Gwylan]

Chris favours 80psi front/85psi rear when he's on the road to hell.

Is that tubed or tubeless?

You cannot turn up and brandish numbers without some sort of clarity
Where will it end?

 

[teeonethousand]

Chris favours 80psi front/85psi rear when he's on the road to hell.

well…Chris Rea did Co-write “Under Pressure” with Queen.