True Facts About Chris Rea

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris, is a legendary curry connoisseur. He can identify curries by smell and taste, even the subtlest nuances of spices. His grandmother taught him the secrets of Indian cuisine. As his reputation grew, he was invited to judge curry competitions and consulted by chefs. One day, a mysterious stranger claimed to have the hottest curry. Chris consumed it without flinching, earning the title "Curry King of the north east."

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Anyone seen Chris and Kamala together?

Just saying - Chris scrubs up well for an old guy and still has the legs.

 

[PeteXXX]

Chris Rea will never be eligible for the Winter Fuel Allowance.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Chris Rea thinks he discovered winter. He's wrong as it was invented by Santa as a "Dragon's Den" idea.

 

[Moon bunny]

Chris Rea, Rupert Bear and my worse half are in the shed at the bottom of my garden, with a strange glow through the window.

Anyone know what this means? It’s suddenly appeared on the shed door.
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[Seevio]

The song "Purple rain" was written after a night of unusual passions involving Chris Rea and a LOT of beetroot.

 

[Drago]

Despite he fact that he never even bothered to turn up, Chris Rea still beat Kamala Harris at a debate.

 

[classic33]

Remains at the top.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea has recently run into financial difficulties after apparently spending the bulk of his fortune on Search Engine Optimisation consultants in an attempt to manipulate the Google results for "facts about Chris Rea"

 

[Drago]

This winter will see Chris Rea burn his beard to keep warm. Previously he'd withdraw the winter fuel payment from the bank and pile up the bricks of notes in the hearth in lieu of firewood.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

The dates of Chris Rea’s latest tour have been announced

18th June 1815 Waterloo
17th January 1601 Portobello
11th July 1302 Flaunders
…

 

[Drago]

Dr Nick Riviera on The Simpsons was inspired by Chris Rea.

 

[grldtnr]

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My gawd ,what have we done? We've made a monster popular!
Sorry Chris , for we know what we do , but can't give a toss!
See us on the road to hell......where is that anyway

 

[classic33]

My gawd ,what have we done? We've made a monster popular!
Sorry Chris , for we know what we do , but can't give a toss!
See us on the road to hell......where is that anyway

Depends on which Hell you're headed to.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea dated Diane Abbott, but the relationship abruptly ended when she forgot who he was.