True Facts About Chris Rea
- Thread starter Drago
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Dogtrousers
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Chris Rea ... a man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the North East’s first bionic man…Chris Rea will be that man. We can make him better than he was before Better…Stronger…Faster
lazybloke
Ginger biscuits and cheddar
- Location
- Leafy Surrey
It inspired her hit: "Can't get you out of my head (pass the mind bleach)"
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea and Hopkirk (deceased) was a huge hit TV show in the late 60s.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea has had a full sized and extremely detailed replica of Coronation Street in his back garden.
Dogtrousers
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He has a repertoire of over 100 classic episodes that the can act out from memory on his miniature indoor Coronation Street. He does all the voices while moving the little characters around. You can find it on YouTube. It's a bit like Michael Bentine's Potty time. But it's a bit unsettling - and more like Psycho - when you realise he was dressed as Bet Lynch all the time.
grldtnr
Über Member
Now I do wonder I am on a camping trip in Ireland at the moment, a lone occupant in my tent, when I night horrid stench rent yje night air , accompanied by whooshing whirling sound, much like the Dr Who TARDIS.
Was it Chris Rea materialising in the Turdis leaving a pair of Dragos famed undies.
Best check you have both pairs Drags'
Was it Chris Rea materialising in the Turdis leaving a pair of Dragos famed undies.
Best check you have both pairs Drags'
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
The Trinity nuclear test was in fact Chris Rea's TURDIS backfiring in his way home from a Mötley Crue gig.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
They had a whip round at the Dog and Duck and raised £6 for the rebuild.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea is credited with having invented the walnut whip during a bad bout of diarrhea.
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Chris, is a legendary curry connoisseur. He can identify curries by smell and taste, even the subtlest nuances of spices. His grandmother taught him the secrets of Indian cuisine. As his reputation grew, he was invited to judge curry competitions and consulted by chefs. One day, a mysterious stranger claimed to have the hottest curry. Chris consumed it without flinching, earning the title "Curry King of the north east."
Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
- Location
- 52 Festive Road
Anyone seen Chris and Kamala together?
Just saying - Chris scrubs up well for an old guy and still has the legs.
Just saying - Chris scrubs up well for an old guy and still has the legs.
