lazybloke
Priest of the cult of Chris Rea
- Location
- Leafy Surrey
On a recent holiday to Cornwall, Chris Rea tried paddleboarding for the first time. Unfortunately, he connected the pump nozzle to the wrong orifice and hasn't been feeling well since.
True Facts About Chris Rea
- Thread starter Drago
- Start date
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Bonefish Blues
Banging donk
- Location
- 52 Festive Road
Chris Rea just won the jet boat race in the Dartmouth Regatta. He was later DQd because he wasn't in a boat
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Chris Rea connected his Time Machine up to Ticketmaster. This unfortunately means fans have managed to buy tickets to the Oasis reunion in 1925.
grldtnr
Über Member
I had a text message , from Chris Rea, he thinks this thread is getting Preposterous,with all of what has been said about him.
He didn't seem happy at all, maybe because I blocked him as a scammer, which is only partially true, but then the same can be said of this thread.
Bob Mortimer says 'its all a lie!' ,now we all know how he has a surreal relationship to the truth.
What I want to know is how did Chris get my number, did Bob Mortimer give it to him?
He didn't seem happy at all, maybe because I blocked him as a scammer, which is only partially true, but then the same can be said of this thread.
Bob Mortimer says 'its all a lie!' ,now we all know how he has a surreal relationship to the truth.
What I want to know is how did Chris get my number, did Bob Mortimer give it to him?
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
When Chris Rea goes camping he uses his beard as a tent.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Post of the day right there!
craigwend
Grimpeur des terrains plats
Hidden away in the secret vaults of the Vatican…
In the beginning when God created the heavens and the earth, the earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from God swept over the face of the waters. Then God said, "Let there be Chris Rea"; and there was Chris Rea...
In the beginning when God created the heavens and the earth, the earth was a formless void and darkness covered the face of the deep, while a wind from God swept over the face of the waters. Then God said, "Let there be Chris Rea"; and there was Chris Rea...
raleighnut
Legendary Member
- Location
- One of the 'Elite'
Dogtrousers
Kilometre nibbler
Chris Rea is partial to tinned Frankfurters. He keeps a box of tins under the bed so he has easy access to a comforting snack if he wakes up from a bad dream.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Chris Rea is mentioned in the bible, Genesis 4:2.
"And lo, Chris Rea went forth into the garden of Gethsemane, and lo! He did return in a time machine!"
"And lo, Chris Rea went forth into the garden of Gethsemane, and lo! He did return in a time machine!"
Ming the Merciless
There is no mercy
- Location
- Inside my skull
Chris Rea has a long running feud with Tom Jones over who has the most ridiculous beard.
Gwylan
Veteran
- Location
- All at sea⛵
That's in the Apocrypha? Not many copies available.
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Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
Lee Marvin downloaded a Chris Rea voice onto his sat nav.
Seevio
Guru
- Location
- South Glos
This was all well and good until Mr Marvin found out that regardless what location he entered, every December he would end up getting directed to Middlesbrough.
