True Facts About Chris Rea

[teeonethousand]

Rich Arse is an anagram of Chris Rea. Oops...that is actually true:-)

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea mimes playing guitar, while a session player plays live backstage.

 

[DRM]

After the popularity of the reality TV series Selling Sunset, and Selling London, Chris Rea is set to star in the latest franchise Selling Hartlepool, where viewers will get to see his Estate Agency, Reastates, negotiating deals for properties which sell for up to £185, as well as all the behind the scenes action in the office.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea owns the Channel Tunnel.

 

[Gwylan]

Chris Rea mimes playing guitar, while a session player plays live backstage.

That's mean!

 

[Drago]

That's mean!

Its very mean. The poor bloke only gets minimum wage.

 

[teeonethousand]

When this thread finishes will it be Rea-ended?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris has won Rea of the Year for the last 20 years. Before that his sister used to win.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea's sister is married to Charles Bronson.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea has a personal survival complex in his shed kitted out with enough tinned food and drink to last an afternoon.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea doesn't find Alan Carr funny.

 

[Gwylan]

Chris Rea doesn't find Alan Carr funny.

I can respect that opinion.

Not being able to find Alan Carr would improve my world.

 

[Dogtrousers]

All British prime ministers between Ted Heath and Liz Truss (not inclusive) are known to have purchased at least one Chris Rea recording prior to taking office.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Liz Truss’ favourite Chris Rea song is Road to Hell.

 

[lazybloke]

Chris Rea has watched all of Netflix