True Facts About Chris Rea

[Drago]

Chris Rea owns the Channel Tunnel.

 

[Gwylan]

Chris Rea mimes playing guitar, while a session player plays live backstage.

That's mean!

 

[Drago]

That's mean!

Its very mean. The poor bloke only gets minimum wage.

 

[teeonethousand]

When this thread finishes will it be Rea-ended?

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris has won Rea of the Year for the last 20 years. Before that his sister used to win.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea's sister is married to Charles Bronson.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea has a personal survival complex in his shed kitted out with enough tinned food and drink to last an afternoon.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea doesn't find Alan Carr funny.

 

[Gwylan]

Chris Rea doesn't find Alan Carr funny.

I can respect that opinion.

Not being able to find Alan Carr would improve my world.

 

[Dogtrousers]

All British prime ministers between Ted Heath and Liz Truss (not inclusive) are known to have purchased at least one Chris Rea recording prior to taking office.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Liz Truss’ favourite Chris Rea song is Road to Hell.

 

[lazybloke]

Chris Rea has watched all of Netflix

 

[Drago]

It's widely anticipated that a 22% Chris Rea tax on goatee beards will get levied at the next budget.

 

[PeteXXX]

Chris Rea made the Boing sound on The Magic Roundabout.

 

[Paulus]

Liz Truss’ favourite Chris Rea song is Road to Hell.

Liz Truss, before going into politics was a roadie for Chris Rea.