True Facts About Chris Rea

[Dogtrousers]

Minnesota or Widnes?

Both, he was a double double agent. Quadruple even.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When Chris Rea donated blood, he was found to have a blood group totally and utterly unique to him.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea received a knighthood for services to goatee beards.

 

[PeteXXX]

Chris Rea once stood in for Telly Savalas as Kojak but refued to suck a lolipop as it was bad for his diabetes.

 

[Seevio]

Chris Rea once appeared in a lunar landing scene which was directed by Stanley Kubrick. To this day there are people that insist that he actually went to the moon and it is all a conspiracy by "Big Cinema" to keep us sheep in the dark.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Chris Rea and @Drago are one and the same. You've never seen both in the same room at the same time have you?

 

[raleighnut]

You've never seen both in the same room at the same time have you?

That'll be down to the restraining order.

 

[stephec]

That'll be down to the restraining order.

There's no way that Drago's got a stalker.

 

[Gwylan]

There's no way that Drago's got a stalker.

That's a fancy hat for going to Tesco or even Poundland

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea wears cowboy boots to bed.

 

[lazybloke]

Chris Rea wears cowboy boots to bed.

But not for sleeping. Chris Rea has evolved to not need sleep.
He can also breathe underwater, better than Patrick Duffy.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea invented the walkie talkie.

 

[teeonethousand]

Rich Arse is an anagram of Chris Rea. Oops...that is actually true:-)

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea mimes playing guitar, while a session player plays live backstage.

 

[DRM]

After the popularity of the reality TV series Selling Sunset, and Selling London, Chris Rea is set to star in the latest franchise Selling Hartlepool, where viewers will get to see his Estate Agency, Reastates, negotiating deals for properties which sell for up to £185, as well as all the behind the scenes action in the office.