True Facts About Chris Rea

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea was HM Queen's body double during the filming of the Olympic opening ceremony in 2012

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Chris Rea was a double agent for the Vikings

 

[Gwylan]

Chris Rea was a double agent for the Vikings

Minnesota or Widnes?

 

[Dogtrousers]

Minnesota or Widnes?

Both, he was a double double agent. Quadruple even.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

When Chris Rea donated blood, he was found to have a blood group totally and utterly unique to him.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea received a knighthood for services to goatee beards.

 

[PeteXXX]

Chris Rea once stood in for Telly Savalas as Kojak but refued to suck a lolipop as it was bad for his diabetes.

 

[Seevio]

Chris Rea once appeared in a lunar landing scene which was directed by Stanley Kubrick. To this day there are people that insist that he actually went to the moon and it is all a conspiracy by "Big Cinema" to keep us sheep in the dark.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Chris Rea and @Drago are one and the same. You've never seen both in the same room at the same time have you?

 

[raleighnut]

You've never seen both in the same room at the same time have you?

That'll be down to the restraining order.

 

[stephec]

That'll be down to the restraining order.

There's no way that Drago's got a stalker.

 

[Gwylan]

There's no way that Drago's got a stalker.

That's a fancy hat for going to Tesco or even Poundland

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea wears cowboy boots to bed.

 

[lazybloke]

Chris Rea wears cowboy boots to bed.

But not for sleeping. Chris Rea has evolved to not need sleep.
He can also breathe underwater, better than Patrick Duffy.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea invented the walkie talkie.