Chris Rea recently took the Turdis back to Berlin, 30th April, so he could record events unfolding as WW2 finally came to an end in Europe, as usual an almighty auberge field explosion shook the Fuhrerbunker to its core, what happened inside was that a box of cyanide vials fell to the floor, one of them dripped into Eva Brauns coffee, and Blondie the beloved Fuhrer Mutt licked some cyanide spillage up, as this was going on Adolf was putting his pistol back together after cleaning it, and had just reloaded it, the pistol went off as he was admiring his handy work, so that Adolf, Eva and Blondie all died, bringing the war in Europe to a close, as the bodies of Adolf and Eva were brought outside another huge auberge field flame incinerated the corpses, a verdict of suicide was promoted, yet we now know what really occurred
