True Facts About Chris Rea

[Drago]

Like Superman, Chris Rea is vulnerable to kryptonite.

Unlike Superman, simply wearing glasses doesn't make an effective disguise.

 

[PeteXXX]

Chris Rea buys his shoes from Freeman Hardy & Willis.

 

[Drago]

When Chris Rea was released from prison after serving 10 years for using the word "zebra" on social media he went to work at a branch of Timpsons.

He promptly stole all the stock and used the TURDIS to escape back in time.

 

[lazybloke]

Chris Rea knows how express Pi as a rational fraction

 

[grldtnr]

Chris Rea is really a pseudonym, for his real identity is Eric Wimp ........but when he eats a banana, he transforms into a mega superhero, with the muscles of 20 men ,but the brains of 20 mussels.
Chris Rea a.k.a Eric ,a.ka BANANA 🍌 MAN !

 

[grldtnr]

The Rea'l Eric Wimp!

 

[lazybloke]

The northern lights are so named because they appear in the vicinity of northern musician Chris Rea, when CME particles are attracted into Earth's atmosphere in the vicinity of Rea's magnetic monopole cranium.

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea was originally lined up to play the character of McGill in Man in a Turdis, but his insistence on playing slide guitar in every scene did not go down well with producers.

Rea was replaced by Richard Bradford and the title changed to Man in a Suitcase to avoid paying Rea any royalties.

 

[DRM]

Chris Rea has a microwave oven installed in the turdis so he can enjoy pre prepared bacon and egg sandwiches mid flight

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea flushed the TURDIS toilet over Dresden in 1944 and received a complaint under the Geneva Convention about chemical warfare.

 

[Dogtrousers]

Chris Rea has a microwave oven installed in the turdis so he can enjoy pre prepared bacon and egg sandwiches mid flight

A little known TRUE FACT about Chris Rea is that the only way he will eat eggs is pickled.

Fried, scrambled or any way other than pickled he absolutely refuses

 

[grldtnr]

A little known TRUE FACT about Chris Rea is that the only way he will eat eggs is pickled.

Fried, scrambled or any way other than pickled he absolutely refuses

What if the eggs are pickled after being cooked?
After all, you have to boil picked eggs?

 

[Drago]

Chris Rea once gave a lift to Philip Schofield in the TURDIS.

The vehicle materialised in a cupboard at the BBC and the Scofe thanked Rea and left. This is when witnesses claimed Philip Schofield came out of the closet.

 

[Seevio]

Chris Rea buys his shoes from Freeman Hardy & Willis.

While this is absolutely true, following an undisclosed disagreement in 1983, Chris Rea has held a grudge against Hardy and insists on getting his name removed from the labels each time.

 

[PeteXXX]

While this is absolutely true, following an undisclosed disagreement in 1983, Chris Rea has held a grudge against Hardy and insists on getting his name removed from the labels each time.

Kismet, I think!