Things you'd like to say, but can't

[BigonaBianchi]

Oh pleeeeeze!!!.... just S T F U and stop complaining and seeing bad in every single little thing in this life...just disappear back up your own orifice and leave the world alone, it doesn't deserve you.


View: http://youtu.be/KuStsFW4EmQ

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Oh and don't get me started on these 'Live' programmes. This Live, That Live, Scraping The Bottom Of The Barrel Live.... I hope there will be one soon called 'Livelive' where it will consist entirely of a bloke called Derek shouting at the TV and saying how sh*te everything is. THAT I'd watch!!

you've never watched any of Charlie Brooker's samey output then? You sum him up brilliantly apart from the Derek bit.

 

[EltonFrog]

It's a baby. It looks like every other baby I have ever seen. No, No I don't think he looks like his father, his father is 45 years old, has a beard, and I don't think he has his mothers eyes, and even it did I do not give a flying feck. ITS A BABY! FFS!

 

[Scoosh]

It's a baby. It looks like every other baby I have ever seen. No, No I don't think he looks like his father, his father is 45 years old, has a beard, and I don't think he has his mothers eyes, and even it did I do not give a flying feck. ITS A BABY! FFS!

Carl's strong paternal streak coming to the fore there ...

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Really, I HATE Springwatch, Summerwatch, Autumnwatch, Winterwatch, Thiswatch, Thatwatch, Everythingwatch, Watchwatch, Watchwatchwatch, Watchwatchwatchwatchwatch.... I just DON'T CARE!!

Seriously, there are only so many times you can watch things like that, and with Chris Pakham and co being a bit moronic at times, I just avoid watching watching watching!!

thry're a bit quiet on Badgers this time round on countryfile, nowt to do with BBC toadying now that the government approved culling has kicked in

 

[glasgowcyclist]

It's a baby. It looks like every other baby I have ever seen. No, No I don't think he looks like his father, his father is 45 years old, has a beard, and I don't think he has his mothers eyes, and even it did I do not give a flying feck. ITS A BABY! FFS!

And why the f*ck have you brought it into the office while you're on maternity leave? I don't to hear it wailing, nor do I want half the office (always the women) abandoning their work to coo over your wrinkly wean for 15 minutes!

GC

 

[Biscuit]

Your sweet voice...

 

[glasgowcyclist]

This is a staff canteen, not a business meeting room or a place to hold a conference call. I come here to read my book and get away from people spouting corporate bollocks about 'leveraging synergies'.

Go annoy someone else!

GC

 

[subaqua]

you may not like olives and sundried tomato or seafood medly ( clamari prawns and mussels ) but nobody is forcing you to eat t so STFU about my lunch. it has helped reduce my cholesterol and all I care about is my health not your disease ridden body

 

[Fnaar]

So, you're flying to Rio to attend a conference on climate change and measures we might take to alleviate the effects of our lifestyles... and you don't see any irony in that? You're not giving a talk there either? Jeez, it gets worse!! Surely they'll put some highlights online or summat????????

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

you've never watched any of Charlie Brooker's samey output then? You sum him up brilliantly apart from the Derek bit.

Yes, but for real I mean!

 

[KittyJay]

Okay, so if you "know everything there is to know about it", why the hell do you keep calling it "pollarding" you moron, when it's coppicing? COPPICING, FFS!

Let me help fill in the gaps that your afternoon-day-release-green-gym-volunteer-course didn't quite fill in for you:

It would be pollarding if I swing my billhook at your neck, leaving the rest of you intact, and coppicing if I swing my billhook at your ankles and leave only your feet. Got it? Good. Now bugger off.

 

[KittyJay]

And another thing...it is not possible to "know everything there is to know" about anything. Ever. There is always something you didn't know. Fool.

 

[Archie_tect]

And another thing...it is not possible to "know everything there is to know" about anything. Ever. There is always something you didn't know. Fool.

I knew that....

 

[Melonfish]

I pollarded my tree and coppiced my bush...

todays rant:
No you may not have a mac book air just because "the other department heads have one". the rest of your team does not and quite frankly macs are horrible little things for flashy little [deleted expletives] like yourself and you should not be whining to me after being presented with your shiny NEW laptop (when other people have to make do with hand me downs) that it is not sufficient for your work when you've only been here for quite litterally 20 chuffin minutes!!!!

Yes of course you can use your iphone for exchange active sync, however we reserve the right to force a pin lock on said phone and have the ability to brick it at any time we choose day or night and possibly when we've had a drink in the pub.
we can and will restrict certain apps on the device too because they pose a risk.
don't like it? TOUGH. don't bring your own tech onto our nicely secured network.

fun day.