Things you'd like to say, but can't

[ColinJ]

Dear distracted driver... Thank you very much for livening up an otherwise boring ride by driving straight at me on my side of the road and then doing an emergency stop at the last possible moment!!!


Hang on...

Er, dear attentive driver... Thank you very much for not killing a distracted cyclist who was cycling around a bend the wrong way down a one-way street. Special thanks for not screaming abuse, just slowing shaking your head in disapproval!

 

[ColinJ]

I'd like to tell this lot to give up drinking booze, but I don't know who they are!