Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Speicher]

Very soon I will be telling something that you really will find very hard to accept. I have no doubt that you will completely over-react. I am hoping you will understand, but I am fully prepared to be disappointed. Please try to remember that you are not the one most directly affected by my decision. The people most affected have already been told of my decision. You will not have any opportunity to change my decision.

Arguing with me will lead nowhere. I made every effort to find a way around this problem, without success. Do not make this situation worse. Please understand that you are not always right, and that you do not always know everything, and that you cannot tell me what I can or can not do.

 

[gbb]

Having listened to ...
'I dunno, I fort it was supposed to come wiv ...errr....yu know....errr... straps onum already. It really irritates me wen at appens, yoo buy summat an it aint all there'


I'm thinking...you sound like your tongue is too big for your mouth, its really not THAT difficult to speak properly IF you just try....and you're talking bollix anyway. It never came with straps, you just like to think it should , and if it did come with straps, it'd cost more anyway.

A bit cryptic, but basically someones expectations exceeded reality...and I get irritated by lazy talk. Ive got to listen to that kind of thing EVERY day at work ...drivel.

 

[Speicher]

I am sorry that you are unable to see past the end of your own nose. Furthermore I am sorry that you cannot comprehend the extreme irony of what you said.

Please do not expect me to be sorry when you realise the combined effect of the above statements.

 

[Speicher]

Was that moi?

No, it wasn't.

 

[Archie_tect]

VAT is non-negotiable.

 

[Speicher]

You should have said that ten years ago.

Would you like to talk to me, instead of about me!

Then I might decide whether I should ignore you.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Really, I HATE Springwatch, Summerwatch, Autumnwatch, Winterwatch, Thiswatch, Thatwatch, Everythingwatch, Watchwatch, Watchwatchwatch, Watchwatchwatchwatchwatch.... I just DON'T CARE!!

Seriously, there are only so many times you can watch things like that, and with Chris Pakham and co being a bit moronic at times, I just avoid watching watching watching!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh and don't get me started on these 'Live' programmes. This Live, That Live, Scraping The Bottom Of The Barrel Live.... I hope there will be one soon called 'Livelive' where it will consist entirely of a bloke called Derek shouting at the TV and saying how sh*te everything is. THAT I'd watch!!

 

[slowwww]

Wow!!, your 7 year old is in the top class in every subject at school, and is excelling at tennis and running, and her music teacher says she has a fantastic natural gift!!! That's just great!!!

(...and who'd have thought it from a girl who can't spell 'walk' and 'talk', who's as wide as she is tall, and demonstrated a huge sense of achievement having spent 3 minutes forcing her shoes onto the wrong feet and then stood up and immediately tripped over!)

 

[Moon bunny]

It sounds like the parents have a fantastic natural gift. (for bullschytte)

 

[coffeejo]

So you got my email but chose to ignore it? I'd say 'on your own head be it' but the reality of the situation is that if it backfires, it'll screw us all and not just you.

 

[KittyJay]

So your kid scored bang in the middle on every single chart,did he?
And you're boasting loudly so that everyone can hear because your kid is 100% completely and utterly bang on non interesting average?
Hmmmmmm......

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

As a middle aged man gently drifts past on a BSO...

'Really? You are, what, how old? And you are still riding on the pavement??'


Oh well, at least he was going slowly.

 

[Moon bunny]

That beard makes you look like you ate a badger and left its bum hanging out.

 

[flatflr]

Oh and don't get me started on these 'Live' programmes. This Live, That Live, Scraping The Bottom Of The Barrel Live.... I hope there will be one soon called 'Livelive' where it will consist entirely of a bloke called Derek shouting at the TV and saying how sh*te everything is. THAT I'd watch!!

They did that (or close) http://didyouwatchit.com/2013/03/14/gogglebox-whos-watching-who/!!