Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Speicher]

Ten years ago today. Was it Lille or Brussels station? I know that we were both on our way to Switzerland.

I don't think you saw me, in the distance, after we said goodbye. You would have seen me doing an odd combination of laughing and crying.

 

[EltonFrog]

To the barista in Starbucks. Yes English is my first language, why don't you listen?

 

[coffeejo]

(1) Don't move to a different European country and then complain about the immigrants!!

(2) You no longer live in the UK. You no longer pay the licence fee. There is absolutely no reason why the BBC should allow you access to its programmes just because you're British and it happens to be your favourite thing on TV.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

To the barista in Starbucks. Yes English is my first language, why don't you listen?

You're in Nu Yoik goddammit, Starbucks are shite, ditch 'em and go to a proper fuggin coffee shop.

 

[Arch]

(1) Don't move to a different European country and then complain about the immigrants!!

(2) You no longer live in the UK. You no longer pay the licence fee. There is absolutely no reason why the BBC should allow you access to its programmes just because you're British and it happens to be your favourite thing on TV.

How is your Mum?

 

[Hover Fly]

I don't know who you are, you knobber, but I wear ordinary clothes when I'm on my bike because I don't like lycra. That does not make me a bike thief! There were absolutely no grounds for you to report me to the police, and following someone home is creepy beyond belief. I hope you have an SPD moment, tear a hole in your shorts and have to ride 10 miles home with your 3rd cheek showing in rush hour. Leave the amateur detectives to the famous five in future ay?

 

[colly]

Ef ég sagði þú átt fallega líkama myndi þú halda það gegn mér ?

 

[Lanzecki]

Ef ég sagði þú átt fallega líkama myndi þú halda það gegn mér

Possibly, but only if Google translate is really inaccurate.

 

[colly]

Well Google translate worked for me.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Oh dear, the vindictive little twerp has opened his mouth again, and it's time for some abuse.

 

[Kies]

I'm off to India tommrow .......

Wish they (us) would stop screwing with spoken Hindrish ..... With sayings like .....

"Do one thing ....."
"Do the needful"
"Comp"
"I'll take a drink"?

I wish i could say "learn to speak the queens Ingrish proper like, innit"

 

[shouldbeinbed]

Dear IT project manager, I've been running this project very successfully and by consensus for 3 years now, trying and failing to involve you repeatedly, now once you do deign to show an interest with an idea to move it on another step, remember you not only agreed to the compromise but suggested a significant part of it!

Now the visionless creativity vacuum IT security have done the horrified reaction at the merest hint of a novel idea thing, do not expect me to meekly to go along with the patronising drivel you are suddenly churning out to try and make it look like the whole thing is a total surprise to you and that the entire award winning project, with it's properly structured and agreed build, myriad of proofs of success, money and time saved, company wide user uptake is some sort of f**king whim that I scribbled down on half a soggy beermat last week.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You are moving? GREAT, don't stay in touch!

... Oh, I mean, how awful! We wont have to put up with you and your seeminlgy God Given right to have to know EXACTLY what everyone is doing 24/7, we wont have to try and work out what the f*ck you are wittering on about because you seem to think that it is endearing to say certain words like you are a toddler, and then in the same sentence come away with a phrase that I think I last heard my Gran saying about 20 years ago, oh, and we wont have to put with you thinking you are the best thing since sliced bread and thinking we are somehow duty bound to send you a postcard every time we go away somewhere either! You really ARE the most annoying human being I have ever had the misfortune to meet, seriously!!

Goodbye, you moving away has REALLY made my day, I can now 'pretend' to lose your details, because you just wouldn't take the hint when you were here.... infact, my only regret is that the poor buggers in your new town (which I will avoid like the plague) still don't have a clue what you are like.

Goodbye, don't let the door hit you on the way out....

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

..... I have to point out that the post refers to someone who moved away about 3 years ago. I got a new mobile phone and my Sister decided to take it upon herself to contact everyone with my new number. I had forgotten that one of this guy's numbers had somehow lingered on my phone noticed.
I got a text from his number saying

'Sorry I don't know anyone called Douglas'

REEEEESSSUUUUULLLLLTTTT!! Delete delete DELETE!!

 

[Nihal]

I'm off to India tommrow .......

Wish they (us) would stop screwing with spoken Hindrish ..... With sayings like .....

"Do one thing ....."
"Do the needful"
"Comp"
"I'll take a drink"?

I wish i could say "learn to speak the queens Ingrish proper like, innit"

You and all are full english learing people