Things you'd like to say, but can't

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Mad Doug Biker

Just a damaged guy.
Location
Craggy Island
I wish I hadn't read the "Should Women wear undies thread"

It gives a good idea as what the latest trends are and what to look out for as it were! :laugh:
 

TVC

Guest
Seriously you nobber, you can't braze copper using an acetylene torch.

I said nothing, whilst I and my team of transformer coil winders watched our Production Manager try it.

He trashed the copper strip and gave himself arc eye. I'm glad I didn't say anything, watching him learn the lesson was much more fun.
 

Arjimlad

Tights of Cydonia
Location
South Glos
If you want me to show you how to do something on the computer, please don't lean over my shoulder and chew gum 5cm from my earhole. The sound of you masticating is unpleasant.

Also, please don't talk with your mouth full of food in the office. Basic stuff, I know, but I have to work with what I have to work with.
 
I just wish there was a polite way of telling people (usually strangers) that I don't really want to make small talk with them and would they mind just leaving me alone because life is too short to spend it resenting the time I spent talking to you when I could have been entertaining myself with my own thoughts. No matter how I phrase it, it still sounds stand offish or rude even. Any tips would be very gratefully received.

Not possible. Only available option is would you kindly f*** off and leave me alone....
Or stare avidly at your phone while tapping away madly - keeps most people away I've found recently (works in the pub anyway).
 

Melonfish

Evil Genius in training.
Location
Warrington, UK
dear bossman,
why isn't he fired yet? i mean seriously we've put up with his useless c**p for a year, in all that time you've had the opportunity to give him last chance after last chance. the rest of the team are sick of dragging his sorry ar*e please, please, please get shut and hire someone capable.

just cause i can't say it aloud.
 

Speicher

Vice Admiral
Moderator
Would you like to know that you have now told me that tedious, boring, repetitive, boring, tedious and repetitive saga of boring ineptitude three times now. :wacko: It was boring and tedious and repetitive the first time. Do I make myself clear? It is of no interest to me whatsoever and never will be. I have no intention of getting involved in this. I offered my advice in the past and it was firmly rejected.

Is there any part of the above sentences that you do not understand?
 
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