Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Brahan]

What can I do to override my unending guilt?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Mayonnaise is liquidised vomit.

 

[TVC]

Mayonnaise is liquidised vomit.

I think you might have mentioned this one or two times before.

 

[Sandra6]

Hubby giving you grief again, eh ?

If only.

Well done, you've hired another 18 year old no hoper who stays up all night smoking weed, and spends all day handing out a bad attitude. There are plenty of guys in their 20s and 30s out there with a real want to work, and some experience of grafting and getting on with people, but you would have to pay them 20p an hour more.

And also, thanks for making him my problem.

Do we work in the same place?!

 

[Fnaar]

Dear Mayonnaise producers:
thank you for producing such a wonderfully tasty accompaniment to almost any savoury meal.

 

[Licramite]

I would like to say - the world is full of caring,honest,humane people - but I can't.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I think you might have mentioned this one or two times before.

I only mentioned it here because King Smurf banned me from commenting in the sarnie thread.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

[QUOTE 2382947, member: 259"]How marvellous, the Rolling Stones are going to headline Glastonbury.[/quote]

It's a shame but I'm organising my yoghurt pots by flavour alphabetically on that night.

 

[slowwww]

Yes I know that you were in hospital last week (for a very minor op), and yes I am sympathetic, but the intimate and scatological details of the experience that you insist on sharing regularly are making me feel really nauseous, and so if you carry on with this your post-operative cleaning challenges are going to be compounded once I've barfed over you.

 

[Matthew_T]

Why are you angry at me? You bought me L plates and said numerous times that you would take me out for a drive. So why are you going ballistic at me for getting insured on your car? It is your fault for sending me the wrong message and I have not wasted all my money. You are a stupid cow and I very much dislike you at this moment in time.
I do not need a car when I have passed my test. I dont really need a job either. I have explained to you both of these points but you are still ignorant to what I am saying. Sometimes I hate you so much...

 

[Leaway2]

Welcome back, I love you and missed you so much.

 

[jayonabike]

No I don't want some carrier bags. I thought I'd balance every f***ing item on top of my head all the way home.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Last day at work today. As of 1.00 p.m. I shall no longer be an NHS employee - I am officially redundant*.

*A bit of a bidding war has broken out.

McDonalds and Burger King?

 

[MossCommuter]

You're too loud and too common and you're spoiling my evening

I want to beat you until you are very very dead

 

[EltonFrog]

I am a customer I am going to spend money here, do not walk pass me and deliberately not make eye conact with me you fricken idiot.