Things you'd like to say, but can't
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deanE
Senior Member
- Location
- Falmouth, Cornwall
I have tried the Mel Smith comment in a meeting, interrupting a boring “management talk” presentation with the classic "Excuse me, but isn’t that a load of bollocks?” I don’t work there anymore.
One day, I will say to my OH “Next time you do the buying and I’ll do the criticism”.
One day, I will say to my OH “Next time you do the buying and I’ll do the criticism”.
G3CWI
Veteran
- Location
- Macclesfield
No thanks. I don't like chocolate.
EltonFrog
Legendary Member
What I'd like to say to my best friend.
I hate your wife, she is an ugly, fat, lazy pig, and is as thick a whale omelette, and has the social skills of a pee stained mattress.
What I actually say to my best friend.
'Allo! How's Sally, she alright, she keeping fit and well?
I hate your wife, she is an ugly, fat, lazy pig, and is as thick a whale omelette, and has the social skills of a pee stained mattress.
What I actually say to my best friend.
'Allo! How's Sally, she alright, she keeping fit and well?
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Of course not! No way!
I would not even think about phoning A N Other to discuss this!
(I have sent him an email though.)
ColinJ
Puzzle game procrastinator!
- Location
- Todmorden - Yorks/Lancs border
I assume that Sally and her husband are not CycleChat members?
EltonFrog
Legendary Member
I assume that Sally and her husband are not CycleChat members?
Your assumption is correct and Sally is not her real name it's Sarah.
Oops!
I know her! And what I'd really like to say to her is, 'why do you read ever single thing you see about us when we are out? Is it to make up for an inability to read when you were younger by proving to people that you can indeed read the names of pubs or the numbers on the plate indicating the speed limit?'
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
What I should have said was, "Do one! You are SFU, you breath through your mouth with the exertion of climbing 5 steps, you are snobby, arrogant, and selfish and think you can buy anything or one you want, what made you think I could possibly want to "go for a drink sometime?" eh?
What came out was "No thank-you, I'm already with someone."
What came out was "No thank-you, I'm already with someone."
Spinney
Bimbleur extraordinaire
- Location
- Back up north
If you are in such a hurry that you must do 50 in the 40 zone, why the (*&*&^*&^ don't you speed up to 60 when it is legal to do so?
On the other hand, I suspect you are just a complete tw*t who trundles along oblivious to everything around you. Hope I'm not on my bike next time you cross my path.
On the other hand, I suspect you are just a complete tw*t who trundles along oblivious to everything around you. Hope I'm not on my bike next time you cross my path.
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ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
Dear Miss Evans*, the fact you kicked your abusive boyfriend out is highly commendable. It shows true maternal instincts to your 3 children (each to a different father - youngest is abusive boyfriend's).
The fact you have let him back in and kicked him out another 3 times in less than 12 months suggests you are sending him the wrong message.......
*Name changed to protect the thick cow.
The fact you have let him back in and kicked him out another 3 times in less than 12 months suggests you are sending him the wrong message.......
*Name changed to protect the thick cow.
ComedyPilot
Secret Lemonade Drinker
- Location
- The Kingdom of Yorkshire
No, let the little git fall and break something.......
Some people (children and parents) need to learn the hard way.
