Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Ratchet Cat]

Oh no not again! Things went wrong and you wouldn't leave me alone to fix it.
You kept getting in my way. You really didn't help me. My anxiety levels were sky high. I told you and you ignored it.
I had to deal with my anxiety and your meddling.
Thanks a lot you twerp.😾

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

Wedding really should not be as much bother as they appear to need to be

I mean - really???
today my wife and "the other gran" we discussing milliners to make a hat v. facinators (whatever that is)
and makeup experts for the morning of the wedding
and other things


IT IS OVER A YEAR OFF!!!

at least they are not spending totally silly money on it
(just a bit silly)

 

[Dave7]

Wedding really should not be as much bother as they appear to need to be

I mean - really???
today my wife and "the other gran" we discussing milliners to make a hat v. facinators (whatever that is)
and makeup experts for the morning of the wedding
and other things


IT IS OVER A YEAR OFF!!!

at least they are not spending totally silly money on it
(just a bit silly)

Yet!!.....give them time.

 

[Gwylan]

Wedding really should not be as much bother as they appear to need to be

I mean - really???
today my wife and "the other gran" we discussing milliners to make a hat v. facinators (whatever that is)
and makeup experts for the morning of the wedding
and other things


IT IS OVER A YEAR OFF!!!

at least they are not spending totally silly money on it
(just a bit silly)

Just price up a fascinator in pounds per gramme. Then compare it with the price of a good fillet steak. And weep. Or become a milliner.

 

[mistyoptic]

Just price up a fascinator in pounds per gramme. Then compare it with the price of a good fillet steak. And weep. Or become a milliner.

Yeah but. In fairness, they’d look pretty stupid at a wedding with a pound of fillet steak on their heads…

 

[Chris S]

Just price up a fascinator in pounds per gramme. Then compare it with the price of a good fillet steak. And weep. Or become a milliner.

You could say that about bikes. The cost is mainly labour.

 

[Gwylan]

You could say that about bikes. The cost is mainly labour.

I'd rather have a £500 bike than a similarly priced piece of millinery.

 

[lazybloke]

I'd rather have a £500 bike than a similarly priced piece of millinery.

Some church aisles are quite wide, but I'd recommend using a small bike, perhaps a run bike, if you're going to attach it to your head.


Or I should probably say "nave" instead of aisle? Else the pub-quiz nerds will get tumescent and start posting diagrams of ecclesiastical architecture. They probably will anyway.

 

[Gwylan]

Some church aisles are quite wide, but I'd recommend using a small bike, perhaps a run bike, if you're going to attach it to your head.


Or I should probably say "nave" instead of aisle? Else the pub-quiz nerds will get tumescent and start posting diagrams of ecclesiastical architecture. They probably will anyway.

But we won't read them.

My unfavourite job seeking faculties to change, alter or repair things in a church.
Makes chain oiling discussions on here seem like Listen with other.

 

[TheDoctor]

I'll always miss you. And I'll always love you.

 

[TC99]

When I am buying coffee and catfood in the local supermarket please realise you are at risk of being murdered if you hold me up with lottery ticket queries?

 

[Gwylan]

I'll always miss you. And I'll always love you.

Speaking the truth at funerals.

 

[ebikeerwidnes]

When you and your whole family are standing - with a trolley - in front of the ham section and blocking the whole area while you discuss the different options and inspect the sell-by-date
and I am waiting patiently for you to finish nearby
Then I am seriously considering whtjer or not anyone would notice if I murdered you and hid your bodies in the frozen food section!!!


(yea Gods I am being rather extreme today!!!
hope no-one dies around here in suspicious/ circumstances in the near future
but I should be safe - what forensic team would think to look on CycleChat????)

 

[mistyoptic]

When you and your whole family are standing - with a trolley - in front of the ham section and blocking the whole area while you discuss the different options and inspect the sell-by-date
and I am waiting patiently for you to finish nearby
Then I am seriously considering whtjer or not anyone would notice if I murdered you and hid your bodies in the frozen food section!!!


(yea Gods I am being rather extreme today!!!
hope no-one dies around here in suspicious/ circumstances in the near future
but I should be safe - what forensic team would think to look on CycleChat????)

I had someone in Tesco say to me “from your expression, I think I should let you get to the shelf next” after an episode like you describe

 

[Gwylan]

When you and your whole family are standing - with a trolley - in front of the ham section and blocking the whole area while you discuss the different options and inspect the sell-by-date
and I am waiting patiently for you to finish nearby
Then I am seriously considering whtjer or not anyone would notice if I murdered you and hid your bodies in the frozen food section!!!


(yea Gods I am being rather extreme today!!!
hope no-one dies around here in suspicious/ circumstances in the near future
but I should be safe - what forensic team would think to look on CycleChat????)

All to buy that dreadful, water laden, synthetic, reconstituted stuff?
Find a good reason.
Imagine a Morse series or something ...