Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Typhon]

Oh, so you own a 4x4? Well you must be a rather pathetic inadequate if you feel you HAVE to sit 6 inches above every other road user and lord it over them. Thanks for cutting me up on my bike by overtaking me on that blind bend by the way.

If you actually needed a 4x4, you'd have a Land Rover Defender like all the farmers round my way. Not a BMW X5. Tosser.

 

[TheDoctor]

You're still a waste of space.
You should resign, before you're sacked.

 

[ColinJ]

I'd love to say that I walked 17 miles over the hills in lovely sunny conditions today to pick up my new £6,000 custom carbon fibre racing bike which I then rode back over a very hilly 100 mile Pennine route at an average speed of 18 mph.

Unfortunately, I can't say that because I can currently only walk about 50 yards, it was peeing it down all day, if I had £6,000 in the bank I certainly wouldn't be able to spend it on a bike, and the chances of me ever averaging 18 mph over a hilly Pennine century route are more remote than me ever having a £6k custom bike fund!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Who can you not say that too?

 

[ColinJ]

Who can you not say that too?

... and nobody would hear me anyway because I am here alone!

 

[rodgy-dodge]

I'd like to say the the big fat g***er b**ch next door..... 'MOVE!'

can't say this though because I'm a lady!

 

[Dayvo]

This:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochuchaf and
Taumata whakatangi hangakoauau o tamatea turi pukakapiki maunga horo nuku pokai whenua kitanatahu (but I can copy and paste ).

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You have a really cute bum. Too bad you are only about 14!

 

[Dayvo]

You have a really cute bum. Too bad you are only about 14!

I completely agree!

Cute is a terrible word.

 

[TVC]

You have a really cute bum. Too bad you are only about 14!

What's his name?

 

[deanE]

And as for those heathen barstewards who insist on butterfly bars and flat pedals...... BURN THEM

I’ve just bought butterfly bars for the bike I am preparing to do an JOGLE on. And it has flat pedals, so there!

 

[gavgav]

To my so called colleague......."If you moan once more about the window being open and being cold I will personally throw you out of it myself!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[CeeDee51]

I’ve just bought butterfly bars for the bike I am preparing to do an JOGLE on. And it has flat pedals, so there!

Good for you Dean, do your own thing!! I love flat pedals!!

 

[Speicher]

I cannot work out which is worse. That you said what you did, or that you obviously have no intention of apologising. I thought it was something said in the heat of the moment, now I am not so sure.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

You ungrateful, ignorant, egocentric, sad w***er!