It's the ****ing weather, live with it!
If you can't, if you really ARE so much of a pathetic weather victim, then MOVE elsewhere and stop pissing the rest of us off with your oh so predictable and stupid bleating!
Sometimes I feel like I'm the ONLY person in this country who quite frankly could not give a flying f*ck about that the weather is doing.
A national obsession is it? A national neurosis more like!
Basically Nihal, if you ever come to Britain, in order to fit in, you will need to be obsessively neurotic about the weather, and be able to come away with such lines as
'It has been raining on and off for the last 17 days'
with not a single hint of irony or jest.