Things you'd like to say, but can't

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Wot MF said

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

Wot MF said

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

The sad thing, MF, is that we both have one to put up with

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

This:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochuchaf and
Taumata whakatangi hangakoauau o tamatea turi pukakapiki maunga horo nuku pokai whenua kitanatahu (but I can copy and paste ).

Keep practicing Dayvo - I'll sit back and watch

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Keep practicing Dayvo - I'll sit back and watch

But don't sit too closely otherwise you might accidentally get spat on.

 

[Marshmallow_Fluff]

The sad thing, MF, is that we both have one to put up with

DGMS!!

 

[Seryth]

This:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogochuchaf and
Taumata whakatangi hangakoauau o tamatea turi pukakapiki maunga horo nuku pokai whenua kitanatahu (but I can copy and paste ).

Get on my level. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MEo91Zbajv

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

STOP YOUR FU*KING HUMMING, IT'S FU*CKING ANNOYING!!

 

[Seryth]

STOP YOUR FU*KING HUMMING, IT'S FU*CKING ANNOYING!!

S'wot I want to say to my computer sometimes!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

S'wot I want to say to my computer sometimes!

This is my Mum. She is really really bad for just humming things, but unfortunately, it is usually tuneless, so its just noise........ Constantly!!

I honestly don't think she realises she's doing it half the time either.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

That sounds really bad, I know, but really I would NEVER say the original quote to my Mum...... Although it is pretty wearing

 

[Arch]

Thanks for the business card, but I don't think I'll be contacting you if I feel the need to speak to a business consultant, because I tend to prefer people who

a) let me finish a sentence, and
b) don't insist that there are only 'yes' and 'no' answers and badger people for them when they are deliberating.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I've had enough of hearing about a certain Mr Saville, no, really, I know it is of the utmost national importance and all, but, really, can we talk about anything else yet?

 

[Saluki]

Last week I got out of a taxi to find someone ****ing up the side of my house. I'm not brave enough to tell off a drunk who will then know where I live so I settled for giving him a dirty look, while his girlfriend stared me out the whole time. At least be embarrassed that you've been caught associating with this stinking lowlife, don't look defiant.

I had similar happen a couple of years back when the cheeky sods came up the side of my house and peed up my car. I let my dogs out for a pee at the same time (a coincidence, I assure you). I have never seen blokes run with their bits out, still peeing, up a road before or since.

 

[Saluki]

I work with dogs. I groom them and make them look pretty for their owners.

If you cannot be bothered to brush your dogs, neither can I.
If your dog is a matted, stinking mess I am NOT going to even attempt to sort out the pelt, I am going to shave the whole mess off with a 3mm blade and you can pay me double for the service. Or I could just ring the RSPCA. Matting on a dog's coat hurts them, causes them physical pain so if you have a long coated dog, buy a brush and use it properly. If you don't know how to use your brush properly, ask your groomer as they will be only too glad to demonstrate and advise you in the proper care of your (generally very expensive) dog.

Thank you.
Had a rough day today