Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Speicher]

You are such a snobby bossy self-important twerp. I was trying to help you find a job, but if that is your attitude, no wonder that you are not able to hold a job for any length of time.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I only wanted to find out the date of a bike, so why oh why oh why do I need to join your stupid little society and pay £22 just to find out??
If I get the list, I'll publish it, fcuk the lot of you you money grabbing idiots! I mean, what's the big secret?


No, I didn't write that on the membership form...

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I'm not spending the rest of my career listening you scream fark!! every five minutes. I'll go get a job where professionals work.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

If you want to loose weight, then get your bike out and RIDE IT instead of fannying about with it and preventing me doing it up for you!

Oh and I DIDN'T break it, I started to do it up for you, a mud guard being removed is hardly breaking it you idiot..... in fact, why am I even bothering with you, you OAF!

It's a gorgeous bike, but its just a pity about the owner!


The really annoying thing is that, it'll probably sit in the garage until he dies, and by that time, it really WILL be ruined.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh yes, and you don't like Chris Evans, WE GET IT, but oh no, we always have to hear you moaning about it every zarking time he comes on!

Oh and why oh why do have to take instant dislikes to people and TV programmes you know nothing about? You avoid things which are decent, and instead watch quite the most gayest programmes and films instead!

Seriously, what is that utterly lame piece of sh*t film you are watching now? Seriously!


......Actually, no, now you are doing what you always do, you put something utterly crap on and then go off and do other things because you seem to think that the rest of us want to watch it too.

Well, NO!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Oh! OH!! And why do you always have to make that stupid noise? Do you think you are absolutely hilarious or something?




Doug, who's in the mood to murder currently. AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!

 

[TheDoctor]

Sit down, shut up and stick to what you're good at.
Whatever that is.

EDIT - that's not aimed at Doug!!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sit down, shut up and stick to what you're good at.
Whatever that is.

EDIT - that's not aimed at Doug!!

I'm not good at anything much anyway.

 

[Archie_tect]

Don't be envious - not everyone CAN drive a BMW

Well, round here they can't....

 

[TheDoctor]

I'm not good at anything much anyway.

I'm sure you are really

 

[Speicher]

Does everyone need a

?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Does everyone need a View attachment 13027 ?

Hold on, I'll put the axe and pitchfork down first....

 

[TheDoctor]

Not really, but I'll have one anyhow
or depending on personal preference!

 

[Speicher]

 

[MossCommuter]

You're a fantacist now fark off