Things you'd like to say, but can't
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threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Not quite, did say it would've been better if it had the manual. Sheesh!
swee'pea99
Legendary Member
Back in the day, Dave & I were doing our Bob a Job week. We stopped at one house and it turned out to be a friend of my mum's. She got us to clean her car. Big car, much dried-on bird shoot, it was a bugger of a job. We did it really well, took ages. At the end, she said cheerfully 'Bob a job...I suppose that means 5p now', and gave us 5p. Needless to say, I wasted no time and pulled no punches in telling my mum what a tight-fisted old bitch her friend was...
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Quite! Told her to MTFU!
This thread really isn't a place for me as I tend to actually say all of these things to people who deserve it, might be why I'm not welcomed everywhere with open arms 
To the gobby cow in the office who apparently knows everything, my line of choice is "God granted you with 2 ears and one mouth, please use them in the correct ratio......"
To the gobby cow in the office who apparently knows everything, my line of choice is "God granted you with 2 ears and one mouth, please use them in the correct ratio......"
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
You actually said it? ......wow.
Hover Fly
Lazy so and so
- Location
- Besides the lake, beneath the trees
I had dealings with someone like that once. One day after a particularly annoying triade over something trivial, I said nothing just dropped my guts in a very loud manner. Everyone in earshot laughed, except her, she never spoke to me again.
Arjimlad
Tights of Cydonia
- Location
- South Glos
"There's this thing called Google, see, and it's really rather useful..."
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
But on the bright side, guess who's going to have to sign your timesheet next week.
Is it Adnan Kashoggi?
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
It is a tricky concept to grasp isn't it? Can I remind you it is a two letter word, starting with N and ending with O.
This should have been done about four weeks ago, and I am not the person who should have done it. Why is it so urgent that it needs doing now, this minute? No, I am not going to do it now, nor even today! It may get done tomorrow, or Monday. If you do not like my attitude, find some one else to do it for you.
This should have been done about four weeks ago, and I am not the person who should have done it. Why is it so urgent that it needs doing now, this minute? No, I am not going to do it now, nor even today! It may get done tomorrow, or Monday. If you do not like my attitude, find some one else to do it for you.
Arch
Married to Night Train
- Location
- Salford, UK
Jeez, ok, Speich, I only asked if there was any tea... 
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Jeez, ok, Speich, I only asked if there was any tea...
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
They asked me three times if I could do x, and each time I just said "No".
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
"It" will get done fairly soon, but did not warrant the urgency someone was trying to attach to it. Particularly in view of how much help the person had from me today, on a much more urgent and important matter.
gbb
Squire
- Location
- Peterborough
To the fella stood at the urinal next to me, he's almost climbed into the bloody thing, stood so close so no-one can see anything...and in doing so is infering i'm looking, makes me want to say ...
"fcuk off, I'm not looking at your todger, weirdo"
"fcuk off, I'm not looking at your todger, weirdo"
