Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Nigel-YZ1]

It's warehouse clearance Friday!

 

[srw]

How come every big diet expert I meet - is big?

Because people who aren't big don't need to diet, so don't need to learn about diet.

 

[Threevok]

Dear Mr Hamill

He doesn't like you. I don't like you either. You'd better watch your step.

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Yes, your bum does look big. So big there are GPS satellites orbiting it. Now stop asking me a question you do not want a truthful answer to.

 

[Lullabelle]

Everything is boring to you, you are determined not to enjoy life.

 

[TVC]

Well go on.... we're all waiting to see how you get out of this.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

So you're back and sorting yourself out (again), borrowing money (again), and seeing how far flattery gets you. Another revolution of the narcissistic circle.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Arrgh! ARRRGHHHHH! AAARRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH! You freakin' bunch of nobbers! You really don't have a freakin' clue what "systems integrator" means do you?

 

[steveindenmark]

"Get off the bloody floor".

I walked into our changing room at work today. Round the corner to my locker as I have for 15 years. But was not quick enough to stop myself from falling over a collegue laying on the floor. He is one of our recently employed Syrian refugees. He thought it was a good place to have a few minutes to pray. I think he may have changed his mind now.

"Get of the bloody floor" was my first reaction but I held my tongue.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

"Get off the bloody floor".

I walked into our changing room at work today. Round the corner to my locker as I have for 15 years. But was not quick enough to stop myself from falling over a collegue laying on the floor. He is one of our recently employed Syrian refugees. He thought it was a good place to have a few minutes to pray. I think he may have changed his mind now.

"Get of the bloody floor" was my first reaction but I held my tongue.

No prayer room?

 

[raleighnut]

"Get off the bloody floor".

I walked into our changing room at work today. Round the corner to my locker as I have for 15 years. But was not quick enough to stop myself from falling over a collegue laying on the floor. He is one of our recently employed Syrian refugees. He thought it was a good place to have a few minutes to pray. I think he may have changed his mind now.

"Get of the bloody floor" was my first reaction but I held my tongue.

Your employers have not set aside a 'multi-faith' prayer room for that purpose (for the use of Christians/Jews/Hindu's/ Buddhists/Sikhs/Jains and maybe the odd Scientologist/Moonie/Creationist too you understand) how very remiss of them.

 

[raleighnut]

No prayer room?

I'm a very slow typist.

 

[Threevok]

We have a "wing and a prayer" room here.

It's called the IT dept

 

[Lullabelle]

So you actually did some physical work today for a change must have been hard for you not to have someone to drone on and on at.

 

[simon.r]

In one breath you moan about not having enough money and in the next you moan about the fact that it costs you £900 a year to park your car in the public car park next to where you work.

Why not park a few hundred yards away for free and walk, or even, perish the thought, consider cycling the 5 or 6 miles to work?