Things you'd like to say, but can't

[swee'pea99]

A pet hate of mine when I used to go for a swim three nights a week after work was one very fast swimmer who was a complete tosser. He just got his head down and churned out the lengths, colliding with every slower swimmer on the way. I wasn't quick, but I wasn't just 'drifting' either. I'd swim 2,000 metres breaststroke in just over an hour.

Or the ones who insist on doing butterfly in a narrow lane, and sod the poor sod who's going in the other direction. 'Look at me, ain't I sump'n?' Yes, you are.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

You're 22 and earning money. You're starting your latest self gratification scheme. Why not just fark off?

 

[screenman]

Or the ones who insist on doing butterfly in a narrow lane, and sod the poor sod who's going in the other direction. 'Look at me, ain't I sump'n?' Yes, you are.

Or the one's that do breaststroke, they also take up a lot of space.

 

[Ratchet Cat]

Listen to me you rude woman. I've been on my feet all day. You don't even know or care what I do for a living.
I've been up since the early hours. It's the same week after week.

Less of your attitude. I'm a grown woman. If I need to sit down I will. I don't need your permission. So shut up before I wipe that smirk off your face.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I'm pointing at the 3 tons of Mercedes Sprinter van that you're trying to wave me out head on to. The one you just stuck your 4x4 nose out in front of.

 

[postman]

I am in peak fitness and looking forward to my cycling.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

It seems a term describing a large SUV formed from the words for artificial sexual activity and a German armoured vehicle is now in the swear filter

 

[Shaun]

It seems a term describing a large SUV formed from the words for artificial sexual activity and a German armoured vehicle is now in the swear filter

The ****panzer one? That's been there for years ...

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

The ****panzer one? That's been there for years ...

Just shows how much notice I take. Other half always tells me I look and don't see

 

[Lullabelle]

So, if we decide to go elsewhere you will respect our decision, big of you

 

[raleighnut]

So, if we decide to go elsewhere you will respect our decision, big of you

European supplier at work ?

 

[Lullabelle]

European supplier at work ?

Nope, a large company who sell office supplies. With so many customers you wouldn't expect them to act the way they do, I doubt they will miss us.

 

[Threevok]

While I admire your OCD in putting all the keys on colour coded keyrings...

....having 40 bunches of 10 keys a piece, with nothing written on the labels, kind of defeats the object

 

[welsh dragon]

While I admire your OCD in putting all the keys on colour coded keyrings...

....having 40 bunches of 10 keys a piece, with nothing written on the labels, kind of defeats the object

. I bet they are pretty colours though.

 

[Andy_R]

. I bet they are pretty colours though.

And the key you need will always be the last one you try anyway