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TVC

Guest
So, that's another couple of million in Peter Kay's bank account this morning....:eek:
Not bad for a bloke that has been doing the same three jokes for 20 years.
 

NorthernDave

Never used Über Member
If I've already answered a question, do you really imagine that asking me the same question again sixty seconds later is going to produce a different answer..? :rolleyes:
 

Salad Dodger

Legendary Member
Location
Kent Coast
Fella, I know I am no Olympic swimmer, but if I have to stay behind you for one more length of the pool at this speed, then I will be in line to win the world treading water championship...... FFS get a move on.
 

swee'pea99

Legendary Member
Fella, I know I am no Olympic swimmer, but if I have to stay behind you for one more length of the pool at this speed, then I will be in line to win the world treading water championship...... FFS get a move on.
A pet hate of mine...people who don't so much swim as drift, but still insist on going in the medium lane, ignoring all the other swimmers having to negotiate their way around them on every lap. Grrrrrrrr....:angry:
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
A pet hate of mine...people who don't so much swim as drift, but still insist on going in the medium lane, ignoring all the other swimmers having to negotiate their way around them on every lap. Grrrrrrrr....:angry:
A pet hate of mine when I used to go for a swim three nights a week after work was one very fast swimmer who was a complete tosser. He just got his head down and churned out the lengths, colliding with every slower swimmer on the way. I wasn't quick, but I wasn't just 'drifting' either. I'd swim 2,000 metres breaststroke in just over an hour.
 
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