Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Lavender Rose]

I don't want children, get over it, I don't want a small human sapping all my life and money - dog and a sports car...that's me sorted. Just because I have a womb doesn't mean I need to use it. This isn't Victorian England!

 

[Threevok]

I don't want children, get over it, I don't want a small human sapping all my life and money - dog and a sports car...that's me sorted. Just because I have a womb doesn't mean I need to use it. This isn't Victorian England!

That's a bit selfish

As Homer once said "It's uterus, not uter-you"

 

[Lavender Rose]

That's a bit selfish

As Homer once said "It's uterus, not uter-you"

This is what makes me so mad, I am not selfish at all - I would be more selfish if I had children and then just disregarded them. I am doing the world a favour. I just don't want the responsibility - I am happy being a independent wild child

 

[Fnaar]

Sorry you felt there was no chemistry, but you have fantastic legs!

 

[Lavender Rose]

Forget a table....that horse was not impressed

 

[Fnaar]

Forget a table....that horse was not impressed

Marry me

 

[Scoosh]

Is that anyway to talk to a table?

 

[GrumpyGregry]

You have 175000 employees and you can't find a single Linux sysadm with some scripting skills to automate this?

 

[Lavender Rose]

Marry me

haha!!!

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Thanks. Sh1te day all round.

 

[Lavender Rose]

Marry me

Only if you can handle extreme sarcasm, my impressive lipstick collection, dog obsession, willing to feed me cheesecake, and never question my rum drinking habits. @Fnaar

 

[wheresthetorch]

Only if you can handle extreme sarcasm, my impressive lipstick collection, dog obsession, willing to feed me cheesecake, and never question my rum drinking habits. @Fnaar

Blimey - are you actually my wife in disguise? And said 'dog' instead of 'cats and falcons' just to wrongfoot me?

 

[Fnaar]

Only if you can handle extreme sarcasm, my impressive lipstick collection, dog obsession, willing to feed me cheesecake, and never question my rum drinking habits. @Fnaar

You're my kind of woman.

 

[classic33]

Only if you can handle extreme sarcasm, my impressive lipstick collection, dog obsession, willing to feed me cheesecake, and never question my rum drinking habits. @Fnaar

He's thinking, give him time!!

 

[Lavender Rose]

Blimey - are you actually my wife in disguise? And said 'dog' instead of 'cats and falcons' just to wrongfoot me?

Hehe, I am not in a disguise...sorry...not your wife....you can relax!