Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Vantage]

Yes you're cute and fluffy. Yes you make me laugh with your silly antics. Yes I enjoy you cuddling up to me and quietly sleeping on my arm.
But if you fart again I'm going to sew up your arse with a cork in it for good measure. And knock it off with the biting too.

 

[ColinJ]

Yes you're cute and fluffy. Yes you make me laugh with your silly antics. Yes I enjoy you cuddling up to me and quietly sleeping on my arm.
But if you fart again I'm going to sew up your arse with a cork in it for good measure. And knock it off with the biting too.

That's no way to talk to your partner!

 

[Mrs M]

Yes you're cute and fluffy. Yes you make me laugh with your silly antics. Yes I enjoy you cuddling up to me and quietly sleeping on my arm.
But if you fart again I'm going to sew up your arse with a cork in it for good measure. And knock it off with the biting too.

Lol, has our kitten been visiting you?

 

[pplpilot]

"Oh, oh, oh I have a good idea, it is a little a bit wacky, a bit zany and a bit out there, but bear with me and brace yourself because you will love this - DO. IT. YOUR. FECKING. SELF. YOU. LAZY. FAT. GOOD. FOR. NOTHING. TAWT!"

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Drivers of Barnsley - It's very very obvious you're using a mobile because driving doesn't usually involve staring at the centre of your steering wheel.

 

[Speicher]

When will you get the idea through your thick skull, that I am not going to respond to your un-ceasing demands?

You inhabit some kind of fairy land where everything happens immediately. You twist the truth and avoid the reality of the situation. I have had enough of your attention-seeking nonsense.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

To the cyclist nearly wiped out in Oxspring by the asswipe in the red Hyundai at about 6pm tonight - If you're reporting it and need a witness let me know.

Same car had just been run off the road literally by a tailgating people carrier and probably took out it out on you.

 

[pplpilot]

18 years i've worked for this company and in 18 years i have not once attended the 'Christmas' night out that is always in November, this isn't a 'Christmas' night out it is just a night out.

 

[byegad]

So you knock on my door which has a sign saying no religious bodies in order to tell me about your imaginary friend, and don't understand why I was abrupt? farkwit!

 

[Scoosh]

So you knock on my door which has a sign saying no religious bodies in order to tell me about your imaginary friend, and don't understand why I was abrupt? farkwit!

Butler's night off, eh ?

 

[Vantage]

Mum, the point I'm trying to make about my sisters annoyance at 3 cyclists riding abreast is that they, according to you, were all still within the lane. Whether they were 2 abreast or 3 abreast makes no difference. Carrie would still have had to use the opposite lane to overtake. Carrie has a long history of being 'right' about these things. She has apparently not learnt her lesson when she catastrophically failed the 'I pay road tax' argument.
Sheesh. Families.

 

[Lullabelle]

I am so sorry for your loss, she is at peace now, all the best

 

[screenman]

What a shame you cannot stop puffing on that smelly horrible vape thing and enjoy some fresh air, along with letting the rest of us do the same.

No matter where we sit we always seem to be downwind of the horrible things.

 

[Lullabelle]

Of all the things you could have said, you had to use football as an analogy. You really aren't capable of talking about anything else are you.

 

[BASS 666]

hey RESTRICTED driver !! when you were learning to drive and doing your test were you allowed to sit in the outside lane doing 30mph ? NO ! then why do it now ????