Things you'd like to say, but can't

[TheDoctor]

It was a real pleasure helping you. I'll miss you.
RIP.

 

[Threevok]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

 

[Lullabelle]

Turn off the Christmas records, it is only October ffs

 

[Threevok]

Old Mrs Hunt had a funny cut front. Not a front cut funny, but a funny cut front.

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

You announce a price increase and I ask for a new price list. It's obvious you can't be arsed to produce it until after the prices go up.
I'm not calculating it for you. Currency surcharge exists because companies can't be arsed to keep changing price lists and would rather their customers do it.
Just get on with it and stop whining that you've asked for it to be done.
I'm sure your office staff haven't been ignoring you for two months like you've been ignoring me.

 

[Vantage]

Perhaps if you'd bothered to be a parent to your son instead of his mate and taught him some disipline, he wouldn't have turned into the obnoxious, disrespectful lazy teenage scrotum sack that he is.

 

[classic33]

Perhaps if you'd bothered to be a parent to your son instead of his mate and taught him some disipline, he wouldn't have turned into the obnoxious, disrespectful lazy teenage scrotum sack that he is.

That might be unfair to scrotum sacks!

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Go live you say? Next week you say? Are you insane or just stupid?

 

[AndyRM]

Go live you say? Next week you say? Are you insane or just stupid?

You don't happen to work in the same place as me, do you?

 

[GrumpyGregry]

You don't happen to work in the same place as me, do you?

If you work in Sunderland it may be a distinct possibility, bonny lad.

 

[AndyRM]

If you work in Sunderland it may be a distinct possibility, bonny lad.

Ah, close but not quite!

 

[GrumpyGregry]

I'm sorry we never made it up to see you, Sister Carmel, when we heard you were poorly. We had no idea the end would come so fast.

 

[petek]

Four spaniels is enough spaniels darling.

 

[Lavender Rose]

Your eyebrows look freaking terrible, like two hitler 'taches on your face.

 

[Scoosh]

I'm sorry we never made it up to see you, Sister Carmel, when we heard you were poorly. We had no idea the end would come so fast.