Things you'd like to say, but can't

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ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Boston, you have a huge obesity problem among many young mum's.
Pretty much entire western world, you have a huge obesity problem throughout the population!
 

alicat

Squire
Location
Staffs
Mum, It wouldn't actually cost you anything to say 'Happy Birthday' when you speak to me on my birthday. Come to think of it, I don't remember you every actually saying those two words.

I hope one of the others is willing to do your eulogy when you go wherever martyrs and people who think they are perfect go because I'm not.
 

alicat

Squire
Location
Staffs
Thank you @The Crofted Crest. My birthday got worse when I then got a text from one sister the whole content of which was to complain about her lot in life and to tell me that her card would be late (just like the card from my parents). Then I remembered I had had a nice day up to that point and there is a good reason I live a 100 miles away from any of them.

Would be nice to spend one birthday not in tears because of my dysfunctional family.
 

Saluki

World class procrastinator
Mum, It wouldn't actually cost you anything to say 'Happy Birthday' when you speak to me on my birthday. Come to think of it, I don't remember you every actually saying those two words.

I hope one of the others is willing to do your eulogy when you go wherever martyrs and people who think they are perfect go because I'm not.
Happy Birthday @alicat
Coming from a dysfunctional family myself, I went down the 'move house, change phone number, don't tell them' route. It's worked so far.
:birthday::hugs:
 

Katherine

Guru
Moderator
Location
Manchester
Mum, It wouldn't actually cost you anything to say 'Happy Birthday' when you speak to me on my birthday. Come to think of it, I don't remember you every actually saying those two words.

I hope one of the others is willing to do your eulogy when you go wherever martyrs and people who think they are perfect go because I'm not.
Happy Birthday to you :birthday::cheers:
 
Thank you @The Crofted Crest. My birthday got worse when I then got a text from one sister the whole content of which was to complain about her lot in life and to tell me that her card would be late (just like the card from my parents). Then I remembered I had had a nice day up to that point and there is a good reason I live a 100 miles away from any of them.

Would be nice to spend one birthday not in tears because of my dysfunctional family.
Happy birthday for yesterday x
 
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