Things you'd like to say, but can't

[byegad]

So your bitch mother took my grandchild to her first day at school, and she 'forgot' that my son, who you dumped for no reason, was coming to see her as she went in?

You and your witch of a mother are jumped up, never to come down, daughters of a Siberian shoot shoveling cock sucking farked pig!

 

[Maverick Goose]

Please Foxtrot Oscar, Romeo Foxtrot November.

 

[midlife]

Got the FO but just out of curiosity what is RFN ?

 

[Lullabelle]

Christmas party this year, a trip up town, couple of drinks then a curry, boring..... no we definitely won't be going

 

[srw]

It's a Sunday. For me this email exchange is about investigating some possible future work. But you're a PA - shouldn't you be taking the weekend off?

 

[Ratchet Cat]

It's only a wasp! Yes it could sting you. I've dispatched 3 already today. Screaming and waving your arms about won't do any good.

There. It's gone. Now shut up and go away!!!

 

[Ratchet Cat]

Actually I did say something a bit like this

 

[NorthernDave]

Well done supermarket home delivery service.
Not only did you screw up our order yesterday and not deliver several items as there "wasn't enough room on the van" (really!)

But as a direct consequence I've had to walk down to the co-op in the pouring rain to get an essential item for tonight's tea...

 

[raleighnut]

Well done supermarket home delivery service.
Not only did you screw up our order yesterday and not deliver several items as there "wasn't enough room on the van" (really!)

But as a direct consequence I've had to walk down to the co-op in the pouring rain to get an essential item for tonight's tea...

You could have cycled there.

 

[Ratchet Cat]

Yep. I've had that. And phoned them to say if I wanted to go out to the shop i would have done that and not ordered online.

 

[NorthernDave]

You could have cycled there.

It's a 7 minute walk each way if I get a wriggle on, which I certainly did today. Not worth the faff of getting a bike out, finding a decent lock etc etc.

Yep. I've had that. And phoned them to say if I wanted to go out to the shop i would have done that and not ordered online.

That was mentioned during the call Mrs ND had with them to sort it out and we've got a credit for the stuff they couldn't fit on the van, plus an e-voucher for next week's shop - didn't stop me getting soaked though

 

[Ratchet Cat]

At least you got it sorted. It is annoying though. I had a voucher I couldn't read. Emailed customer service and they sent me a new code.

 

[subaqua]

Quiet coach means not yapping like an excited puppy into your mobile about your " maaaad weekend" now shut up or move.



I may have said that oooops

 

[Ratchet Cat]

Ooh. Loud people on phones. Tell them to save money and ditch the phone.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

So when you told me I could leave it and it would not be a problem what you really meant was I could leave it, it will eventually get infected and I'd have to have it extracted under a general anaesthetic? Right. Got it. Thanks. Twelve weeks unless I go private you say. Humph.