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Speicher

Vice Admiral
Moderator
When I said, "I will respect her wishes", yes I did mean what I said.

I did not mean that I disagreed with her wishes, or that I would not comply with them. Nor did I mean that I will disregard them. For an allegedly intelligent person, you can be extremely stupid.
 

Kestevan

Last of the Summer Winos
Location
Holmfirth.
To the driver of the black Merc that nearly took me out last night:

Please try not to get so irate, looking at your ugly fat sweaty face go all blotchy purple with anger I could see a heart attack waiting to happen if you keep losing your temper like that.

Yes, I banged on your car window with my forearm... That was because you'd just hit me, and were forcing me into oncoming traffic. Your lucky I didn't take your wing mirror off instead. Oh, and if you are going to wind your window down and start shouting at cyclists after you hit them please don't be surprised if they tell you exactly where to go and what to do.

To the wife of the above driver:
Thanks for calming him down at least enough for him to reconsider getting out of the car, and instead accelerate away. As he pointed out I may only be a "stupid farking cyclist", but as you at least appeared to note I'm a BIG "stupid farking cyclist", and if your husband keeps picking fights, one day he's going to get badly hurt.
 

pauldavid

Veteran
To the driver of the black Merc that nearly took me out last night:

Please try not to get so irate, looking at your ugly fat sweaty face go all blotchy purple with anger I could see a heart attack waiting to happen if you keep losing your temper like that.

Yes, I banged on your car window with my forearm... That was because you'd just hit me, and were forcing me into oncoming traffic. Your lucky I didn't take your wing mirror off instead. Oh, and if you are going to wind your window down and start shouting at cyclists after you hit them please don't be surprised if they tell you exactly where to go and what to do.

To the wife of the above driver:
Thanks for calming him down at least enough for him to reconsider getting out of the car, and instead accelerate away. As he pointed out I may only be a "stupid farking cyclist", but as you at least appeared to note I'm a BIG "stupid farking cyclist", and if your husband keeps picking fights, one day he's going to get badly hurt.


Never under estimate a small but extremely angry man, size doesn't always win!
 

Kestevan

Last of the Summer Winos
Location
Holmfirth.
Never under estimate a small but extremely angry man, size doesn't always win!

Very true. My 8th Dan TangSooDo instructor is only 5'6" and I wouldn't want to pick a fight with him.....suffice it to say though blokey yesterday looked like he'd have trouble getting out of the car without a coronary. I suspect the only thing he could have thrown with any success was a paunch.
 

pauldavid

Veteran
Very true. My 8th Dan TangSooDo instructor is only 5'6" and I wouldn't want to pick a fight with him.....suffice it to say though blokey yesterday looked like he'd have trouble getting out of the car without a coronary. I suspect the only thing he could have thrown with any success was a paunch.

Fairy nuff
 

potsy

Rambler
Location
My Armchair
I'm sorry, but that photograph is really really creepy.
Has @User renewed his passport photo?
 

Mrs M

Guru
Location
Aberdeenshire
Please get some help.
We are all worried about you, the weight loss, greyish yellow colour, horrendous everlasting cough and change of usual habits. We've noticed your sticking out shoulder blades, sunken features, wee skinny legs and swollen ankles.
We know you're scared but we do care and want to help.
What can we do?
He's gone now.
Heard today, nobody able to contact him so Police went round and found him alone and passed away.
Difficult day for all.
 
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