Things you'd like to say, but can't

[NorthernDave]

Or equally, equally annoying ... Click the POST REPLY button and then immediately click it again?

I don't know what you mean...

 

[ColinJ]

I don't know what you mean...

I don't know what you mean...

I don't know what you mean...

I don't know what you mean...

I don't know what you mean...

WE HEARD YOU THE FIRST 4 TIMES!

 

[Lullabelle]

Such bliss with him being away this week.

 

[Profpointy]

So you think pressing the lift button 30 seconds after me will make the lift arrive sooner? Idiot.

But surely the lift software works out how many people are waiting in order to send the lift to the optimum floor. If only one person has pressed then the lift will go to the floor three people are waiting. You could be there for a hour if there are more people waiting on other floors.

 

[classic33]

But surely the lift software works out how many people are waiting in order to send the lift to the optimum floor. If only one person has pressed then the lift will go to the floor three people are waiting. You could be there for a hour if there are more people waiting on other floors.

Or built to ignore repeated pressing of the same button.

 

[Profpointy]

Or built to ignore repeated pressing of the same button.

But that would be silly

 

[classic33]

But that would be silly

Too many repeated requests can simply be programmed to be ignored.

 

[GrumpyGregry]

Your plan is a work of fiction, a fantasy. How the chuff do you expect me to do an accurate resource forecast based on it?

 

[Arjimlad]

I know you mean well and I know these things do need my attention, but reminding me of them at length just when we have turned the telly off all relaxed and ready for bed at 10.30pm is keeping me awake until after midnight and stressing me out.

I have ticked certain jobs off the list these past few days and this one will receive attention in due course.

 

[Lullabelle]

Oh hell no

 

[gavgav]

You clueless Cockwomble! You are the epitome of why NHS management is in such a mess.

 

[NorthernDave]

But surely the lift software works out how many people are waiting in order to send the lift to the optimum floor. If only one person has pressed then the lift will go to the floor three people are waiting. You could be there for a hour if there are more people waiting on other floors.

Did you know that if you press the button for the floor you want AND the 'close door' button simultaneously the lift will go directly to the floor you've chosen ignoring any other button presses, including people on other floors calling the lift? Apparently.
It's a special lift technicians test procedure (apparently) and is why the lift sometimes goes past your floor without stopping even though you've pressed the button, repeatedly...try it next time you're in a lift.

 

[srw]

Were you at the same meeting as me?

You've spent the day with Jeremy Hunt?

 

[Kestevan]

Take your shitty pay rise and stick it where the sun don't shine... I've got another job with better pay, conditions and a damn site less stress.

Only reason I didn't say this today was cos my boss is on holiday till Monday. I want to see the look on his face when I tell him personally that the only coder left is away in a month.

 

[gavgav]

Were you at the same meeting as me?

I think all NHS meetings are going the same way!