Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Lullabelle]

Shut the f**k up, your jaw hasn't stopped all morning

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

They all moved to the other end of the carriage when I did that.

Yebbut, dressed like The Grim Reaper, that is hardly surprising!

 

[User32269]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

The sound of a dry boak!!

 

[Maverick Goose]

And you got out alive??!!

Seriously though, I have done the same - I use the excuse that I'm not local

Honestly officer, they talked to me first [lost Japanese couple wanting to know if they were on the right branch of the Northern line..

 

[marknotgeorge]

You do realise that all the cars you bully out of the way through the roadworks are going to blast past your tipper once the average speed zone ends, don't you? Tosser.

Okay, so I did say this. Through the medium of one fingered mime...

 

[GrumpyGregry]

I just rely on the subtitles....

They're often in Swedish where I am Mon-Fri

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Honestly officer, they talked to me first [lost Japanese couple wanting to know if they were on the right branch of the Northern line..

Only in L*ndon would talking to someone else be seen as wrong.

They're often in Swedish where I am Mon-Fri

That makes it all the more interesting!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

@classic33 and @Maverick Goose

Only in L*ndon would talking to someone else be seen as wrong

This from another thread:

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/...rorised-london-by-saying-hello-20151001102473

 

[subaqua]

no you stupid farkeen beeyatch , I have been up for nearly 22 Hours . the world does NOT revolve around you . and NO you cant have a lift after breakfast.

OK I might have said somethings there

 

[swee'pea99]

no you stupid farkeen beeyatch , I have been up for nearly 22 Hours . the world does NOT revolve around you . and NO you cant have a lift after breakfast.

OK I might have said somethings there

That's no way to talk to your mother.

 

[subaqua]

That's no way to talk to your mother.

even my mad mother would never had pulled the stunt this cow did.

I have however removed myself from the situation by a few hundred miles , at significant cost/loss of money , rather than me risk losing my rag and having a yell as she is the person that would pull a certain card out without hesitation. and that would properly bollox things for me

she doesn't listen , and will not ever directly answer a question . soooo angry.

 

[Lullabelle]

Yes your jeans are tight and you probably think you look fabulous darling, however the image is spoilt by you tugging them out of your a**e crack

 

[TVC]

Yes your jeans are tight and you probably think you look fabulous darling, however the image is spoilt by you tugging them out of your a**e crack

Sorry.

 

[Smurfy]

I talked to a stranger on the Tube on Friday.

That's nothing! I made eye contact with a stranger on the tube once!