Things you'd like to say, but can't

[Smurfy]

He also spends a lot of money on season tickets, he has to tell everyone how much he spends. It is his bragging that makes me laugh because he is so shallow and his world is so tiny yet he thinks he is far superior to everyone else because he spends so much money and has a brand new house that cost him x amount of money and he spends this amount and that amount and so he goes on, he really is an arrogant pile of s**t so far up himself that he fails to see the blank expressions on peoples faces as he goes on and on and on a crushing bore

Oh dear, he sounds a bit tedious! But isn't F*c*b**k and Inst*gr*m a platform for that type of behaviour, and lots of people seem to like F*c*b**k and Inst*gr*m. The only difference is that the bragging on F*c*b**k and Inst*gr*m is often slightly more subtle, and takes the form of carefully airbrushed pics of holidays etc. etc.

Here's a fun little article showing that all may not be as it seems:
http://metro.co.uk/2015/09/18/photo...he-instagram-square-and-its-all-lies-5397181/

 

[TVC]

Glad you mentioned Faceache Tim, because one of our work colleagues was gently flirting with the friend of another colleague via a facebook thread - it's allowed, both single. Anyway mateyboy chimes in, replying to the woman publically "If you want to shag Daron his phone no is xxxx and his address is xxxxxx". Needless to say he lost several facebook friends very soon after.

 

[colly]

Can't you just turn that f****** s*** off ?

 

[EltonFrog]

It appears you have an idiosyncratic ability to be able to find something disturbing or to be offended about on many subjects I wonder if I am alone in finding your "right on" crusading comments wearisome.

You really need to get a life.

 

[Asa Post]

You really are a stupid, pompous cow.
And before you accuse me of it, that isn't a sexist remark. It's an accurate description of your personality.

 

[ColinJ]

My dear fellow, I did hear you driving up behind me as I approached 20 yards of traffic light-controlled singletrack road down over that narrow railway bridge. I know the sequence of those traffic lights and that they would change to green in less than 1.5 seconds (which they did) so I did not have to stop and put a foot down. The fact that I was still rolling forward out of the saddle and was in the middle of the road was meant to indicate to you that I had asserted control of the lane and would soon be sprinting out of your way.

I was therefore distressed that you saw this as a direct challenge to your manhood, as indicated by your aggressive engine revving and subsequent bullying tactics.

Forcing your car alongside me, squeezing me to the left and almost crushing me against the side of the bridge did not impress me. I admit that I was irritated with you and agree that it was most immature of me to give you that v-sign after you passed, but I was rather surprised that you saw me do it. I can only assume that you had glanced in your mirror to see if you had succeeded in killing me?

You then abruptly stopping dead in front of me indicated to me that you wished to discuss the matter further. I did think to myself that I might be about to enjoy a 'Ronnie Pickering' dialogue, and was ready with a witty reply for you. That is why I shrugged my shoulders, showed you the open palms of my hands, and pointed at the small gap that you had left between the rear of your car and my front wheel.

Let me translate my body language for you ... "What exactly do you want? If you feel brave enough to talk to me face to face without your tosswagon to protect you, then you know where to find me!"

There was that momentary flash of your reversing lights - nice touch! Yes, I did think that you might be the kind of psycho would reverse over a cyclist. Ha ha - congratulations, you did scare me for a moment there. But then you thought better of it and shot off down the hill, almost failing to take the bend at the bottom.

You sir, are a fool, and a scoundrel!

 

[colly]

Don't you like the dancing, Colly?

Dancing ? X Factoring is the real killer.

Ok It's not my cup of tea but why do they HAVE to so bloody awful.

 

[alicat]

I've rumbled you. You've having your tea early so you can watch the rugby at 8. No you haven't nearly finished, you've only just begun. No you won't be ready in a tick - it will be more like 20 mins by the time you have finished fussing round. No matter that I'm hungry and just want to do your online shopping and go home and get my own tea. No I won't sit and wait - I'll go home and put in the standard order to secure the delivery slot and we can finish it tomorrow. I'm sorry if you feel guility but it's nearly 12 hours since I left home this morning and I am putting myself first just as you did. Bye!

 

[Puddles]

"I hope it is not a hoax"

Really? Seriously?

Do you have a brain or even a brain cell?

 

[Lullabelle]

You think you could do a better job, of course you could, that is why you spend 5 hours a day here doing a job that a monkey could do.... really smart aren't you

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

Would the Road Haulage Association care to comment on the fact that 99.9% of HGVs going through the M1 road works at Sheffield are travelling at 60mph in the 50mph limit, in the centre lane, tailgating, and flashing headlights to force vehicles out of their way?

 

[simon.r]

Would the Road Haulage Association care to comment on the fact that 99.9% of HGVs going through the M1 road works at Sheffield are travelling at 60mph in the 50mph limit, in the centre lane, tailgating, and flashing headlights to force vehicles out of their way?

Good call. I drove through those roadworks 10 times last week, generally with my cruise control set at 53mph (so a real world 49 / 50) and had several wagons getting very close to my back bumper. If you're in the middle lane it's a real problem - vehicles in the inside lane prevent you pulling over and the average speed cameras prevent you speeding up to get out of the way.

 

[simon the viking]

Good grief... Woman.... It's a house move.... less preparation went into D-Day.......


NOTE: normally I could say something like this however it seems at the minute it seems Mrs V has had her sense of humour removed on the N.H.S

 

[Scoosh]

… it seems Mrs V has had her sense of humour removed on the N.H.S

Ah - but what had she gone in for ?

If you need a compensation lawyer, PM me your number and I"ll get some of those nice people who phone me so often to give you a call …

 

[alicat]

Good call. I drove through those roadworks 10 times last week, generally with my cruise control set at 53mph (so a real world 49 / 50) and had several wagons getting very close to my back bumper. If you're in the middle lane it's a real problem - vehicles in the inside lane prevent you pulling over and the average speed cameras prevent you speeding up to get out of the way.

A Royal Mail articulated lorry did exactly this to me. I know how close it was because the driver did it to the next car when I eventually managed to get out of the way. I took some pleasure in reporting it to Royal Mail at the first opportunity.