The Retirement Thread

[Drago]

I could disprove those numbers............or else it excludes the folically challenged.

I have three hairs on my head, and one of those is looking like it's on borrowed time.

 

[screenman]

A packet of crisps and vodka and fizzy orange for dinner tonight, a serious case of cannot be bothered going on.

 

[classic33]

A packet of crisps and vodka and fizzy orange for dinner tonight, a serious case of cannot be bothered going on.

You put fizzy orange in your vodka!

 

[screenman]

You put fizzy orange in your vodka!

I put almost anything in my vodka, even Irnbru has been tested. A bad evening here for me so, just trying to brighten things up.

 

[screenman]

Had my Doctor on the phone today, he said my sugar is too high, I moved it to one of the lower cupboards, that should sort it.

 

[classic33]

I put almost anything in my vodka, even Irnbru has been tested. A bad evening here for me so, just trying to brighten things up.

That would be heresy in Scotland.
Mixing anything with IrnBru.

 

[screenman]

That would be heresy in Scotland.
Mixing anything with IrnBru.

I will not do it again; it certainly did not work well.

 

[screenman]

I hate these socks with left and right on, so confusing. When I sit on the chair to put them on and rest my right leg on my left knee the right foot is now on the left.

 

[classic33]

I hate these socks with left and right on, so confusing. When I sit on the chair to put them on and rest my right leg on my left knee the right foot is now on the left.

Wait whilst you try the shoes with L & R on the insoles. Because their pointed toes don't stand out as very different to each other.

 

[postman]

I hate these socks with left and right on, so confusing. When I sit on the chair to put them on and rest my right leg on my left knee the right foot is now on the left.

Primark i have five pairs,socks not feet.

 

[screenman]

Next door has a karaoke evening going on in the garden, they are normally very quiet so I will not complain, but there is very little chance of me getting any sleep whilst it is on.

 

[classic33]

Next door has a karaoke evening going on in the garden, they are normally very quiet so I will not complain, but there is very little chance of me getting any sleep whilst it is on.

You one house on from me!!

 

[screenman]

You one house on from me!!

I have half a bottle of vodka I can bring over.

 

[classic33]

I have half a bottle of vodka I can bring over.

No IrnBru?

 

[Drago]

Night Johnboy.