What a brilliant day for the Bromley Massive Cycle Chat Sunday Ride. The late summer sun sure brings people out on their bikes.
A record number of peeps for the ride today. 17 Riders. Myself, Andrew, Johnny Jeez, Mista Preston, Karlos The jackal, Zimzum, Delzeqq, Raptochick, Arallsopp, Becs, HaloJ, Sittingduck, Tdr1nka, Redjedi, Mark, Topcat1 & Martin235.
I made my way to the Dripping Tap.
Got there a little early so started doing a few loops to keep the legs turning.
On the third loop I returned to find Johnny & Andrew (Fellow Bromley Cyclists Cyclist) waiting at the Tap. A text arrived from Mista Preston saying he is running late. So a few minutes hanging around to chew the fat and to check out Andrew's new Roubaix. Arallsopp soon turned up followed by not so late Mista Preston. So off to the A21 and on to New Cross. Aha. Topcat was spotted in Bromley, the Massive was now 5
Arallsopp and Johnny Jeez
Andrew (These Roubaix' are breeding
)
We meet Topcat outside Bromley Courts.
A quick sprint down the A21 and we where at the fire station to meet Tdr1nka...eye eye..
Now 6 and on our way to meet the others by the Old Vic in Waterloo. Not helped by a complete arse of a Polish coach diver who thought it was a good idea to push myself and Topcat into the curb, and it was close. Topcat took a chance to have a few words with the driver at the traffic lights. The coach driver from then on stayed behind us and when he did overtake, took a wide line.
At the Old Vic a nice bunch of cyclists waiting for us...
A few minutes chatting, checking for clean drivechains and a few more minutes waiting for Redjedi we where on our way to Regents Park and Swains Lane
Martin (Titch to you and me) contemplates his current hill climbing dream of Swains Lane...
Time for complete arse of a coach driver number 2. He took exception to us using the pedestrian crossing to get to the correct side of the road. "Are you a bunch of children?" and "It's a pedestrian crossing not a bike crossing for idiots". He got very short shrift from me with a few very rude words thrown in for good measure
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Following ZimZum's legendary back routes knowledge of London we were soon heading for Regents Park.
("2nd right people"
)
Spotted a few joggers on the way.
Delzeqq.. we all here..?
Becs, Mista (Late) Preston, Karlos The Jackal & Redjedi.
Raptochick on an upright.
Mark
Sittingduck on his new steed
HaloJ strikes a pose..
A lap of Regent's Park.. and it was to
the cafe where there was more then enough space for cyclists and riders.
Here we bumped into complete arse number 3.
A woman in the queue of the cafe who felt aggrieved that there were bloody cyclists in the
queue in front of her when she just wanted a coffee..
ho hum. tut tut tut we could hear behind us. I nearly lost it with her as I do seem to have a short temper with these type ofpeople, but the calming words of Topcat bought me back from biting any harder.
Coffee, teas, bacon rolls and cake was had and it was time for the group to split. A few Saarf Londoners had to skiddaddle off quick,
Martin bottled out of Swains Lane so he joined the Saarf London heading crew. W
hilst the rest of us headed west to Earls Court and the bike show.
It seems that Central London traffic is now at a standstill seven days a week, rather then just the rush hour.. so plenty of filtering around inconsiderate parkers and winkers was to be had.
It was nice to see plenty of Boris Bikes on the road. And there seemed to be plenty of stands here, there and everywhere in Central London.
Finally arrived at Earls Court. Myself, HaloJ & Karlos (cheers for the ticket) visiting whilst the rest of the group split to where ever.
BIKE PORN ALERT.
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And just for Delzeqq...
I was a I WANT A PINERELLO MAN.. but De Rosa has stolen my heart.stunningly beautiful bikes imo. The De Rosa chappy on the stand was a very nice fella. Chelsea fan too.
Both Halo & myself had a test ride of the Pinarello with Di2 gearing.. Veeeeery Smooooooth. Veeeeery impressive.
A chap from one of the merchandise stands stopped me to tell me he had seen us earlier today making our way through Camberwell.
Also at the show I bumped into YACF'ers Clarion, Clarion Jnr & Butterfly.
A few hours of bike porn was taking it's toll so decided to tear myself away from the place. It took longer then anticipated as where ever you looked there was even more bike porn.
We finally collected our bikes from the excellent tagged secure parking, Haloj heading to North London, myself and Karlos heading for the South Circular, where at Wandsworth I left him to head back to Tooting, whilst I pootled back to Bromley and home.
60 miles for the day in glorious sunshine, Most excellent company and enough bike porn to keep me tossing and turning in bed for a good many nights.
Thanks to everybody for coming. 17 for a Bromley Massive Cycle Chat Ride..brilliant.